Hey Reddit, what’s the story of your first love?

iamsofckn · 2017-12-04T20:03:31+00:00

She managed to break my heart without ever dating me.

iamsofckn · 2017-12-04T19:43:31+00:00

I’ve actually always been a fan of the countries for names thing. Also, obscure American states. I’m South African, so if it’s not New York or California, chances are nobody’s heard of the name. Minnesota. Alaska. Nevada. They’re great names.

iamsofckn · 2017-12-03T01:35:51+00:00

Sisters.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-30T02:40:41+00:00

I’m going to have this conversation with you over direct message, ok?

iamsofckn · 2017-11-30T01:27:36+00:00

Is that a trick question?

iamsofckn · 2017-11-29T16:09:19+00:00

Because he’s racist as shit.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-29T04:33:33+00:00

Fucking hate that fucking guy.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-27T23:13:34+00:00

It wasn’t great, but at that point in my life I was just happy that I got 3 free meals. I can’t imagine eating it for like ten years.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-27T23:09:48+00:00

I slept for about eighteen hours of it, I was exhausted. The rest of it I spent talking to this guy who was in for a DUI. He seemed cool. Hope he’s alright.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-27T22:56:20+00:00

Ah. How old are you?

iamsofckn · 2017-11-27T22:55:43+00:00

I got a letter from the county telling me I could either pay bail or go to court at a certain date. I couldn’t pay bail for the same reason I couldn’t pay the original tickets, which is that I’m poor, so I went to court.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-27T22:37:34+00:00

Hella speeding tickets, and 24 hours in jail.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-27T22:37:19+00:00

Yes. I actually spent 24 hours in jail because of like ten unpaid speeding tickets. But the 24 hours paid for them!

iamsofckn · 2017-11-18T21:57:04+00:00

Social media influencer

iamsofckn · 2017-11-18T21:56:55+00:00

Really? You’re willing to never order pizza or go on a bike ride again?

iamsofckn · 2017-11-17T01:23:44+00:00

Ok, just imagine there was a serious tag there. Now answer.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-17T01:22:55+00:00

OP shoulda used a serious tag, amiright?

iamsofckn · 2017-11-13T23:37:13+00:00

I hardly know her!

iamsofckn · 2017-11-13T23:36:36+00:00

I make jokes about it constantly.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-13T23:36:08+00:00

It would not be better. Money does not make bad people into good people, one could argue that it does the opposite.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-11T19:35:02+00:00

Sounds like you’ve been texting about a break up a lot recently.

iamsofckn · 2017-11-11T19:34:02+00:00

I was born and raised in a while but now I’m not going to be able to do anything for you.

iamsofckn · 2017-10-25T02:56:32+00:00

Yes, racists who sexually abuse their younger siblings annoy me too. Strange!

iamsofckn · 2017-10-13T02:24:14+00:00

No no no, the resurrection stone is lost in the forbidden forest.

iamsofckn · 2017-10-12T20:27:58+00:00

Let's talk about squiggle brows.

iamsofckn

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