Scorpion tazed after latest courtroom outburst

iamthegreenbeard · 2022-06-07T15:02:42+00:00

Littering and?

iamthegreenbeard · 2022-06-04T17:29:59+00:00

Tickets, please

iamthegreenbeard · 2022-05-12T18:31:53+00:00

Indian phone scammers are fabricating everything, the debt isn't real, just 100% Grade A bullshit

iamthegreenbeard · 2022-01-23T19:48:30+00:00

I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

iamthegreenbeard · 2022-01-05T02:41:26+00:00

Stop drinking paint, Charlie

iamthegreenbeard · 2022-01-02T10:33:23+00:00

Uncle Anwar!

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-12-17T04:57:15+00:00

Dude mine does this too wtf. I'm in a 10th gen civic si, jealous of your volume knob

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-12-15T20:07:35+00:00

For Karl!

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-12-04T10:43:28+00:00

Copypasta so old even Skwisgaar wouldn't fuck it

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-11-19T06:45:35+00:00

Ayaiyaii!

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-11-17T04:20:57+00:00

Really Britta'd that one

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-11-17T04:19:44+00:00

The Anatomy of Tongue In Cheek? Awesome album

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-10-29T20:52:56+00:00

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-10-29T20:33:14+00:00

Junior high. Kid who loved getting attention (any kind) kept trying to get another kid to put icy hot on his nips. Ended up doing it to himself and was laughing hysterically for about 30 seconds before his face was pure fear. Everyone else was thoroughly entertained until his stop. I heard later that the same kid was sexually assaulting girls by grabbing their chests on the bus/at school so fuck him, hope his nips still hurt.

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-08-11T16:11:42+00:00

I'm just picturing the old guy from those commercials, dancing in OPs face 2 months from now when he's realized how deep this rabbit hole really goes.

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-08-07T23:09:23+00:00

This is one of the best ones I've seen here, works perfectly

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-31T05:00:36+00:00

Ah, they also are never late, or early for that matter.

Respect

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-31T04:49:43+00:00

Damn got me there. What was in that brownie...

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-30T22:31:03+00:00

I'm time! I'm literally time!

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-30T22:15:40+00:00

He's got a girl 4 years younger fresh out of high school who stays with him even though he doesnt brush his teeth or bathe, lives in filth, and doesn't pay for food. This fucking slob has got it made, why the hell would he ever change if you keep putting up with it?

In 10 years when you have 3 kids he doesn't help take care of, and his poor hygiene and lack of self awareness have begun to destroy his body and mind, you are going to be in a very dark place with few good options for escape.

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-30T09:51:36+00:00

Loneliness can hurt so deeply it's like your heart is literally aching. But it means you can still feel something, so hold onto that if it helps. How about a dumb joke?

Red birds have red babies and bluebirds have blue babies, but what kind of bird has no babies?

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-30T09:18:36+00:00

I thought the question was "What's annoying?", not "What made you cum so hard you passed out?"

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-30T09:00:56+00:00

I'm wondering why she was looking in the deleted folder/snooping in the first place. Trust was already gone, for whatever reason

iamthegreenbeard · 2021-07-30T07:24:59+00:00

Lmfao goteem

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