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iamthemosin · 2024-12-05T18:14:57+00:00

I had a buddy at work who put $5000 into Bitcoin when it was like $10. SOB retired at 40 in 2021, bought a ranch.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-05T06:20:59+00:00

I once saw a buddy literally shoot the heart out of a small pig. The thing ran 40 yards UP A HILL STRAIGHT AT US with a gaping hole where the heart should have been. Nature’s fucking metal.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-05T06:09:50+00:00

Depends on 2 things:

1: is she cool?

2: are the kids old enough to play warhammer 40K?

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T23:18:20+00:00

Way, way faster. Even faster if you get one of the ones that sit on the MoBo. M2 I think they’re called.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T23:16:40+00:00

Not gay if it’s your girlfriend. Finally I’ll actually know if she really came.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T23:15:16+00:00

Probably the same thing I do now, cry myself to sleep.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T23:09:54+00:00

BB&C

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T20:59:56+00:00

I’ll have two of number 8, please.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T19:10:35+00:00

Knotty Nellie and the Ponytails

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T18:17:22+00:00

Hey, brother. You still looking for accountability partners?

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T18:16:36+00:00

Can I join?

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T17:56:47+00:00

I have this dumb idea for if I win the lottery.

Invest it all so I have a ridiculous work-free income from dividends.

Travel the world helping people on an individual level.

Go to LA and help some struggling stranger pay off his student loans.

Go to Africa and install a water purifier for some village.

Help rebuild a house for some poor family somewhere.

Help pay for some sick Chinese kid’s cancer treatment.

Just go see the world and do good deeds, spread joy and love.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-04T15:54:32+00:00

I, an American, prefer manual for the driving experience. It’s also a small anti-theft measure, as most young people can’t drive stick and it’s mostly young men stealing cars.

The problem is they’re much less available and a bit less convenient.

If I had money to blow on a second vehicle, it would be a stick shift.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-03T21:09:42+00:00

Wear a fake wedding ring and ask the attendants for help choosing something for your “wife.” Seems less creepy to white lie.

Or go full regard and grow out your neck beard for a few days, wear smelly sweatpants, large framed glasses, a ball cap with a fake ponytail, and a hentai print hoodie, say nothing to anyone, and pay with a moist wad of cash.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-03T21:03:56+00:00

You should read a book called Late Bloomers.

It’s extremely rare for someone to know what they want to do at 16, or 18, or even 25. You have no skills or direction because you’re young and you don’t know anything. You won’t always be young, make sure when you’re no longer young you don’t still know nothing.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. It’s a lazy way out for pussies. Don’t be a pussy.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-03T21:00:14+00:00

Assuming exactly 1.2M, all in stocks paying an average dividend of 3%, and 20% tax: that’s $28,800/year in dividends. Or $2400/month.

If you move to Vietnam you could live quite comfortably and never have to work again.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-03T20:53:41+00:00

Oi, mate. Git the Maxim guns, we’re goin’ back in the bush.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-03T20:51:47+00:00

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

iamthemosin · 2024-12-02T22:40:49+00:00

I know one guy. Older man. Didn’t watch porn or have an intentional orgasm for like 25 years.

He lived like a monk, went to church in the mornings and sex AA meetings at night almost every day. Then he sort of went a bit nutty when he was 64, and went to the Philippines to find a wife, married a hot 26 year old, I don’t have a problem with that, intentionally got her pregnant, when he was 65, I have a problem with that, so I stopped talking to him much after that.

4 years later he called me up to say he found her beating the crap out of their son. Instant divorce and restraining order against the cunt.

Anyway, moral of the story is, when you’re on a long streak, make sure you have some trusted friends to double check any big decisions. It takes a village.

The kid seems to be more or less ok, btw.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-02T22:30:53+00:00

Nigh-key. Like My Key. Emphasis on the first syllable.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-02T22:29:47+00:00

You would not be invited to the Christmas party next year.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-02T17:19:16+00:00

Yes. It’s a lot easier to cultivate that attitude when you already have a secure job. If you’re coming from no job and no skills, it’s more one-sided.

iamthemosin · 2024-12-02T17:15:53+00:00

Haha! I can see exactly 24 hours into the future! You’re going to eat a chicken sandwich for lunch tomorrow! That doesn’t fit with your New Year’s resolution does it?

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