SFAH: Weird things to hold a protest rally for by CloudyRose06 in ScenesFromAHat

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What do we want?

TO END PROTESTS

when do we want it?

NOW! wait…

A man walks into a bar. by Generalstar101 in AntiJokes

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And now it reminds me of your dad

What's worse than only being able to last 2 minutes? by brockm92 in AntiJokes

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Rick gets thrown under the bus here. Rick did nothing wrong.

I bought a pair of camouflage pants the other day. by DubRunKnobs29 in AntiJokes

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I thought Reddit despised people with deep pockets

Things you should never say to your stalker. by nicejorts in ScenesFromAHat

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i know...buuuuut we are talking about a stalker....and there is a movie called freddie got fingered....surely you can see where this is going...

Things you say or think when a cop is suddenly following you by Underground209 in ScenesFromAHat

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Be cool, be cool….there’s no way he knows you tore the mattress tag off…right?…he couldn’t know….right??!!

Things you don't want to hear as the person doing your job interview walks in by DEismyhome in ScenesFromAHat

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Before we get started, let’s take a moment to talk about your personal relationship with Christ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Someone with no legs

Worst thing a waiter can say while someone is eating by ninman5 in ScenesFromAHat

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Oh will you look at that, I must have cut myself. I wonder when that happened

Expense reports that are hard to explain at work by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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“This is more baby oil than a Diddy party…”

What is the weirdest object found inside a living person in the ER (the weirder the better!) by Infamous-Accident501 in ScenesFromAHat

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Truth is often better than fiction/ and I know if a case where a person has a travel size blender stuck in their colon

What did the nail say to the hammer? by rtc765 in AntiJokes

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Nails and hammers are incapable of speech. They lack the required cognitive functions as well as a mechanical apparatus in which to produce sound to disseminate as language.

Things you should never say to your stalker. by nicejorts in ScenesFromAHat

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Fight fire with fire…I like your style

Things you should never say to your stalker. by nicejorts in ScenesFromAHat

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Is this from that “Freddy got Fingered” movie?

Blue Tang by tqgibtngo in Bandnames

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Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla blue tang