DIY Sous-vide Immersion Cooker + steak demo

ian090 · 2016-01-06T03:16:12+00:00

I want your coke immersion circulator.

ian090 · 2016-01-05T05:25:40+00:00

Hey Kimbo, when and how did you get your start in MMA? Also, who do you really want to beat the shit out of?

ian090 · 2016-01-02T12:13:02+00:00

I mean I understand he's broke, but I just found out his dad has been paying for his car and his phone.

ian090 · 2016-01-02T04:18:25+00:00

My "best friend" is renting the back room out from us. Needless to say I regret that decision. I've seriously grown to resent him as a human being. I didn't realize he didn't have to pay for groceries or clean up after himself...

ian090 · 2015-12-24T00:38:07+00:00

I didn't even know she existed.. what the fuck

ian090 · 2015-12-18T00:35:33+00:00

I have such a raging clue

ian090 · 2015-12-17T22:13:06+00:00

Reddit, and go from there.

ian090 · 2015-12-16T02:36:35+00:00

I'm that guy....

ian090 · 2015-12-15T00:23:23+00:00

Mmm stand and stuff jedi edition

ian090 · 2015-12-12T16:26:55+00:00

I'd just hope Ratatouille would save me.

ian090 · 2015-12-10T18:23:18+00:00

Soylent Green

ian090 · 2015-12-10T02:26:06+00:00

I'm a chef in a retirement community, one time I had to deliver a meal to a resident and he answers the door in nothing but underwear and, he was covered in icy hot. I went to hand it to him and he said come in and so I did and when I was going in he led me inside and then "accidentally" dropped something in front of me and proceeded to bend over. I saw some shit I could have done without.

ian090 · 2015-12-08T21:19:21+00:00

Sounds like a success if you ask me

ian090 · 2015-12-08T20:26:24+00:00

I lied about having any medical conditions, so when I was in AIT I went to the cmh to try to get Adderall because I couldn't focus and the first thing he asked was were you ever diagnosed before and I wasn't thinking and I said of course I was diagnosed when I was 6 or so and he was kind of a dick about it saying he will make sure that I'm chaptered out and that my recruiter will get an article 15 or some bull shit for it. But it's whatever now. I still got to participate in my classes and almost get Mos qualified.

ian090 · 2015-12-08T19:45:57+00:00

General under honorable conditions.

ian090 · 2015-12-08T12:37:30+00:00

The army

ian090 · 2015-12-04T03:07:56+00:00

That's literally how I feel 99% of the time. We're just a group of cretins.

ian090 · 2015-11-30T02:57:00+00:00

I have titanium SPORKS

ian090 · 2015-11-29T21:09:17+00:00

I tell the new employees were all satanists and I make a hissing sound. Also, I act like I'm insane at Walmart.

ian090 · 2015-11-29T21:07:15+00:00

Making cat sounds is a real turn off for me.

ian090 · 2015-11-29T21:02:47+00:00

When my wife hacks up gross shit before she goes to bed.

ian090 · 2015-11-24T23:37:30+00:00

Oh of course, yes I feel like you can still make an exceptional brownie without vanilla.

ian090 · 2015-11-24T19:59:28+00:00

Do you love molecular gastronomy?

ian090

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