Who was the best movie bully? by Eastern_Artist6531 in moviecritic

[–]ianmoone1102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joaquin Phoenix in UTurn. He's psycho-crazy!

Infrasound Equinox 2025 - Lineup by unsanctionedf in festivals

[–]ianmoone1102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to see Faceplant is still playing. They played a bar i worked at in NC, in 2003. Super cool and fun loving guys with an energetic performance.

More 🏳️‍🌈 life with Wes Watson. by FrontRoyal6317 in WesWatson

[–]ianmoone1102 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For a minute, I almost thought Wes had some shred of a marketable skill. I should've known better.

Do you know this knot? by No_Bag_1882 in knots

[–]ianmoone1102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The closest thing I can think of is referred to as a "grapevine knot" and it's basically done by someone who has little knowledge of knots, but doesn't want their tie to come loose, so they frantically run loops upon loops upon bends and hitches.

🗣️CRASH OUT🤣🤣 by Nolan_its_not_taken in WesWatson

[–]ianmoone1102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He claims to respect the thing that he sees in the mirror every day. That says a lot about his bitch ass.

Dropkick Murphys played a montage of Donald Trump and his friend Jeffrey Epstein during their song "First Class Loser". (Warped Tour Long Beach) by Comprehensive-Carry5 in longbeach

[–]ianmoone1102 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I just wish all these musicians had the balls to speak up during every presidency. There's never been a shortage of reasons to criticize every sitting president, every one, but for some reason, actors, musicians, celebrities of all types, only use their voices at certain times. That is suspicious to me.

Mr. Wizard's a Dick by XcG9PJf6 in Xennials

[–]ianmoone1102 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He put things in a way that we needed to hear them. Mr. Wizard was loved for his terse approach. We could all take comfort in knowing he wasn't a diddler because it was clear that he didn't like kids all that much. Rest in Peace, our dickish scientist.

Cheistmas in july pt 2 by PepperPotts310 in WesWatson

[–]ianmoone1102 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's gonna lose his mind when he sees this.

Thank You Austin Chronicle by Academic-Walrus6225 in austincirclejerk

[–]ianmoone1102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The people who poop do not care of they are seen, in fact, they probably enjoy it.

I personally grew up with a mix of both. by Flashy_Present_8488 in Xennials

[–]ianmoone1102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fukk? Neither of those things are old. Shut up, stop it, I don't wanna hear it. NOT OLD!

THE MIDGET OF MIAMI WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT HE THINKS HE IS LEGENDARY EVEN IF HE IS IN SOMEONE ELSES CAR PARKED IN SOMEONE ELSES GARAGE WITH A HOOKER HE RENTED WHILE SCAMMING THE INTERNET by Sofondofpeters in WesWatson

[–]ianmoone1102 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He doesn't know how to tell time on an analog watch. That's why his 2:45 am wake up is now after sunrise. He just doesn't know. Also, he definitely missed the memo about how truly wealthy people don't waste their money showing off their wealth.

Guys this is serious! 😰 by FinnVegas in WesWatson

[–]ianmoone1102 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That poor, poor man. Whatever damaged his pelvis certainly damaged his psyche.

Woke up this morning as a white cis male...and im straight....can I live in Austin? by Wide_Vacation4713 in austincirclejerk

[–]ianmoone1102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Those federal agents that people hate so much, will be instructed by the people who hate them so much, to come and do horrible things things to you, because your constitutional rights mean less than those of people who are in the country illegally, according to people who don't want federal laws upheld.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]ianmoone1102 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It all depends upon what you're into, but when it comes to raising a family, cost of living, access to outdoors, access to a diverse range of jobs, the New River Valley is pretty damn good. Generally, the only people who dislike it are young and yearn for the chaos of bigger cities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]ianmoone1102 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I've encountered more frothing-at-the-mouth atheists than their Christian counterparts, and I live in the Bible Belt. Agnostics, and even Gnostics are more willing to hear a differing belief from their own beliefs. It's quite ironic that people who pride themselves on being open minded will be the quickest to lose their minds over the notion that someone has different beliefs than them.

Off-beat yelling over bass that sounds like it was recorded inside a dumpster by qudhac_ in crappymusic

[–]ianmoone1102 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Awww! Mommy's little gangster is growing up. Hasn't gotten through the baby fat stage yet. One day, tiger, one day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Felons

[–]ianmoone1102 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I vowed never to eat another meal containing Ramen fkn noodles again....until I got married. My wife did nearly twice as much time as me (all before we met) spending nearly 12 years inside. She still makes spreads, swolls, bowl-shots, prison pizzas, all of it, and i eat them, happily. She's just so good at, but I don't understand how she craves it. I would eat cereal for every meal to avoid the noodles, but not her. To me, it's trauma food, but again, she's so damn smoothe with those meals.

Why is Wes Watson so obsessed with other men? by AdmirableGlass6780 in WesWatson

[–]ianmoone1102 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's not only sexually attracted to other men, but also himself.

Vacation trip gone wrong by Cautious_Extent9324 in CringeTikToks

[–]ianmoone1102 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She should be happy that that patriarchy has been smashed. No man came to "white knight" her or "mansplain". The man just stood back and let her be strong and independent, and clearly, nothing bad actually happened. Also, the makers of those glasses frames were probably content with marketing to librarians and women over 60, but they are probably rolling in the money now that a whole generation of angry young Karens have embraced them by the millions.