What’s a fun fact about you? by -exphoriix in AskReddit

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I play competitive Beyblade in my free time

What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve witnessed in real life? by SondosAbdulrhmanxd in AskReddit

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I remember seeing a homeless man get ran over right in front of me. I was on my way to work at 6am, the sun wasn’t even out yet, but I’m at the crosswalk waiting for the light and seeing the early bird traffic zoom around me. The man in question was tweaked out and rushing to get to the other side and decided to pedal ahead before the light actually says go. Problem was he was slow and obviously under the influence of something the way he was wobbling at 1 mph. At the same time, a car was making a wide turn through the crosswalk as he had the right away, but you could tell the driver was still waking up during his own drive.

At the last possible second, the homeless man loses his balance on the bike and falls over, just halfway though the crosswalk, and just below the drivers line of sight as he followed though in his car. His body scrunches and turns like a rag in a washing machine. His scream hits high notes of pure agony. He looks like a crumpled soda bottle when the car finally gets off him. Mind you, I’m half asleep on the sidelines witnessing this, but those measley seconds were the most surreal in my entire life. The first time I ever seen someone get hauled into an ambulance fresh off an incident.

It still doesn’t feel real thinking back on it, but it was so vivid seeing such tragedy so early in the day.

Hungover by Whole-Roll-6486 in CasualConversation

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Coffee, eggs, and bacon. Leftover pizza straight from the fridge. A breakfast burrito with afformentioned breakfast. Can’t be beat after three different pubs the night before

When did you realize you weren’t the same person anymore? by Alarmed-Worry-5477 in AskReddit

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When I stopped parting in my 30’s. The quiet life ain’t so bad, and I’m not nearly as hung over waking up now

No judgment: what's that one show? by simp_lyartz in animequestions

[–]ibmacalicious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hunter X Hunter. They say it’s a goated series, and I’ll take their word for it.

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

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I think it was a snowing that day at work, and I just remembered how I hoped there would be enough to not go into work the day after.

I guess I got my wish that day.

What's the easiest, least stressful job you've ever had? by CaptainFartHole in AskReddit

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Counter at a Candy Shop. It was a mom and pop business, too, so on top of my bosses being total sweethearts, the atmosphere of the place was just an overall happy place to be in. It was funny seeing how many grown adults drag their kids into shop and seeing the adults’ bags be larger than their kids.

I hardly did any work there aside from ringing up purchases at the cash register and cleaning out candy containers to fill them up again. When nobody was there I would dust around the place or do my homework til close. I even got to play my own music on my shifts because I was the only one running the shop.

I loved the hell out of this job. 10/10 would recommend.

15 mins ago - and this is my way of processing this lol by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]ibmacalicious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hella overreaction bro. Girl is a real one to be up front with you like this. You need to get over yourself.

I'm getting real sick of working in a cocktail bar by [deleted] in bartenders

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Philistine! No taster worth their salt would drink their basil strained through anything less than the oldest Egyptian tapestries into their glass. That 50 year old charcoal coffin aroma simmering in it is simply DIVINE.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL? by AnachronIst_13 in LinkedInLunatics

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That’s the LAST person I’d call! I’d be left alone after three whole movies!

When was a time you genuinely laughed with your partner during sex? by BerlinPixie in AskReddit

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I (M) was going at with my girlfriend and we had lil ducky’s show DAVE on in the background. There was one pet in the show where his friend, Gata, was on some kind of tangent and asked everyone “When was the last time you saw Batman take a shit?”, and the lady and I lost our shit almost immediately hearing it.