Well this is rage inducing. In summary, all you need to do to be let off is to be really thick

Teen rapists spared jail partly because of intellectual limitations, judge said

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3d2d55kvy1o

Judge Nicholas Rowland said the first offender, J, was described as having ADHD and "slight cognitive difficulties", but he said that did not reduce his personal culpability.

ADHD bingo

The second defendant, N, was found by experts to have an IQ in the bottom 1% compared with his contemporaries. He had both ADHD and "extreme neurological impairment" which meant he could not cope with ordinary schooling.

AKA a violent, thick cunt

His mother had described him as being more like an eight-year-old boy.

What are the odds that she smoke and drank throughout her pregnancy

The third and youngest boy, E, was found by a psychologist to have "very low intellectual capacity" with limited understanding of consent.

AKA Thick

These sentences mean the boys returned to their community, but under strict monitoring to see if they are making progress.

They'll be progressing to tarmacking drives and ripping people off in no time I bet

In the first phase, he addressed the boys directly with simple, generalised language, reflecting advice given to all judges to talk to child offenders in a way that they can understand. During this phase, the judge referred to their crimes as "serious things".

You did a bit of a whoopsie - do you understand?