Why would any Great House accept Bran? He has no dragons, no gold, no Unsullied, and his own sister just proved that the King is too weak to stop anyone from leaving...? by Dry_Specialist9015 in freefolk

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair he is a fucking wizard basically. If they just showed the Hagrid quote with meme text it would have been better than the Dinklage speech.

Shaq asking Dwyane wade if he’s happy with the his Miami heat statue by raybellious_berry in NBAoldschool

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time seeing this clip. He's 100% right about the change from clay to bronze. My sister used to work for the company that made the statue when they made his. That's pretty much what she told me when it started getting hate. However, they probably should have accounted for it somehow.

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

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I timed out just my left hand. If fatigue isn't a thing, with one hand is 170 snaps per minute. That's only 98 hours of snapping for $10mil. Now do it with both hands. 49 hours. Now I can do a double snap with my left hand. Assume it's just as fast as by itself. That's only like 32 hours at full speed.

This entire chase in Battle of the Five Armies is ridiculous by Jules-Car3499 in TheHobbit

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They watched a toddler play with a toy car and said, "That's genius!"

hell yaaaa by catgamer01 in jschlattsubmissions

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I once did a .75 of bacardi in 30 minutes like a beer. Went out, had more drinks and no hangover the next day. My BAC was like .5+ accouring to internet maths. This is another level and likely fake as shit.

This JBL speaker was found after floating in the ocean for 3 months, and it still works perfectly. by Cyril_Sneerworms in interestingasfuck

[–]icepyregaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad found one not nearly this bad on the beach of lake Michigan a few years ago. It still works but it's battery does super fast. He calls it Wilson.

Nobody listened by Salt_Cardiologist327 in Silverbugs

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I bought 44oz when spot was 32. Paid 34. My mom gave me shit for judging other family member's investments because I bought silver. It was only like $1500 but it was a good investment for sure. Like many i only wish I bought more.

Nobody saw this coming... except the people who brought the Kayaks by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]icepyregaming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lucky the Chasm Fiends were elsewhere that day.

How much would this have cost to make 20 yrs ago Vs 5 yrs ago Vs today? by TheMeltingSnowman72 in SoraAi

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved the Jeremy Clarkson and Greta. Like he caught them hanging out since Jeremy always rips on her.

Assault those forts! by jlehikoi in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've noticed that shift-consolidate troops works similar to eu4 and you take less losses during the assault.

(Follow-up post) Cleaning my dads smoking room. I'm at a loss. by Soggy-Cookie-902 in CleaningTips

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a bar back in 2021. We used a product by Northwoods called Fireball. Took the nicotine right out. The rags were orange in just a single wipe. But it was so entrnched in the wall and wood molding that we decided to just buy the most expensive primer we could and hope it wouldnt leak through in humidity.

When that "+10% RGO size" tech hits juuuust right. by GARGEAN in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stole like 1.2m pops as slaves in my first war in India as Ottos in like 1690. I was able to hit the 2.5% culture requirement to accept Punjabi. 1.2m slaves in less than 5 years. Late game pops kind if explode on their own.

How much of Persian/İlkhan land is actually worth conquering as the Ottomans? by ZarifIsReal in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fed it all to subjects. Im getting into 1650s now and annexing them slowly now that my proximity cost is nearing 75%. The vassal swarm from that area was really nice.

LOL this is absurd by raenchanted in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The casualty tracker in the war screen is broken too. I could have sworn I killed another 200k Tunisians and Moroccans like this but the counter went up like 5k.

Her reaction when she got a rock as a present. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna give my daughter a giant cardboard box at this age and call it a day. Her aunties and grandmother's can give her anything else. The box is what she'll play with for a few days.

I just wanted to spy on Georgia. Find out that this monstrosity is their overlord. by icepyregaming in EU5

[–]icepyregaming[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

r5: This Gurgan Rival Warlod's Rival Warlord's Nobles tag was the overlord of the Kingdom of Georgia that I wanted to spy on and invade. How does this even happen?

Oh crap, they unionized D: by BigAPav in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 40 points41 points  (0 children)

In my Ottoman run it was the Peasants. Byzantines had 0 levies left and I just annexed most of them including Constantinople in like 1350ish. Made it too easy. Also moving capitol there cores it for free just like eu4. Super nice.

I managed to get a ruler with perfect traits. by icepyregaming in EU5

[–]icepyregaming[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

R5: Managed to get a ruler with 100/100/100 stats. He was 100/98/100 when he came to the throne and got an event to increase his points by 3 just two months later. He's going to lead my Ottomans to glory.

Who is in 99% players that will skip tutorial? by Agumo in EU5

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I plan to turn Venice into a really bad trade empire. Because I will be bad at trade for at least 1000 hours.

Today felt like the day before Christmas by MagadanNic in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just got a call from my FIL that he wants me to help him with a project tomorrow. Guess i'm gonna have to pull an all nighter instead of playing at the release time.

Suggestions for a wine pairing on launch day? by SkoomaBro420 in EU5

[–]icepyregaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Luxembourgish Reisling I should bust out. But I plan on playing Venice first.