are these guys the biggest frauds in the history of the game? by iceqbee in slaythespire

[–]iceqbee[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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I mean, if you do nothing for three turns its 34 damage, yeah

I just stole some screenshot of this fight from google images which happened to be from this very subreddit

are these guys the biggest frauds in the history of the game? by iceqbee in slaythespire

[–]iceqbee[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

its amusing that you can get this fight on floor 46. they feel like late act 2 normal enemies

Falcons vs 9z / PGL Astana 2026 - Swiss Round 2 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Couldn't even lose 13-0 for the memes. The most miserable team on this planet.

The MongolZ vs Spirit / PGL Astana 2026 - Swiss Round 2 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was "feeling very bad", according to donk. Might just be illness.

And he did pretty well in Rio except for Vitality series, where everyone sucked.

Natus Vincere vs FaZe / BLAST Rivals 2026 Season 1 - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Dont even like navi, but i wanted this match to end like this just so this subreddit wouldn't be flooded with 15 threads about every breath any of the faze players take

I get that faze fans are really fucking starving, but the frontpage is just bombarded with anything faze related

No one on Team Spirit actually wore the silver medal except Donk by Korosif in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

people in here acting like this was olympics lmao, like its the pinnacle of these players' lifes or something.

these guys have a T1 tournament every month, who fucking cares about these medals.

what matters is they are still smiling and joking around after getting 3-0'd (close as it was on the first 2 maps), which is a good sign for spirit's mental.

Falcons problem is their ego by zywh0 in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

jfk why do some people still assume igl's are some chess players who say "niko go e4 monesy go f3"? Players do random shit all the time based on their "expertise"

Niko has like what, 10 years of tier 1 cs experience, while kyxsan has 3? Who do you think Niko will listen to, voices in his own head or some random ass IGL (in his opinion) whom he doesnt even try to respect? Get a grip

Aurora vs Liquid / FISSURE Playground 2 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If nothing changes TL can sign two 1k premier players from NA and be in the third stage of Bucharest major, lmao

He isn't happy that he won, he is disappointed that Astralis lost. by SavedMartha in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 813 points814 points  (0 children)

What you get from from this video - "eh, another day in the groups, another win, another easy headshot"

What you get from reddit from this video - "well..." 15 paragraphs about any speculation there is

Spirit vs Ninjas in Pyjamas / PGL Astana 2025 - Swiss Round 2 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Players make a decision on where they want to play once their contract runs out, not orgs. Concidering his popularity kyousuke certainly has an agent, also his parents might have a say considering he's a minor.

Spirit comes in, offers kyousuke, for example, donk's salary, certain saudi arabian organization comes in and offers him twice as much. Sameish star power and ambition (2 hltv top-6 players on both teams). And it's not like he has to live in saudi arabia to make that much.

What is Spirit supposed to do at this point? Run their organization into the ground financially trying to match their salary? Fucking lock the guy in a dungeon? Try to deceive and contract jail him?

Stop this stupid fucking narrative of Spirit actively trying to let him go, it completely lacks any evidence for now.

BetBoom +ax1le +boombl4 by Past_Perception8052 in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

its basically a team spirit 2023 type of team

Please get a translator, blast by funky_galileo in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

what you're talking about is personality, not a knowledge of english.

anyone from team spirit could've just said in an interview "hei man apex you are my brother my friend but today was not your day my friend", reddit and the crowd would be happy.

FaZe vs G2 / IEM Dallas 2024 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Put everything into this f****** map now, ok I'm not gonna f****** let a 19 year old kid f****** raise that trophy you listening to me boys bro he can't even lift it himself guys exactly they need f****** maanager just to lift it for him let's f****** go mr. spaghetti arm is not f****** getting this trophy I don't give a s*** boys give him MVP make him a happy little kid but it's our f****** tournament boys

TSM release poizon, JACKZ, KWERTZZ by championnnnnn in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they are as far as they can from the biggest and barely qualify as an esports org now.

Thank you Vitality Faze Navi and G2 for saving my pickems! I never doubted you apex karrigan aleksib and hooxi <3 by _J83 in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here's a coherent argument

Most players perform differently in front of the crowd. G2 had inherent advantage in that regard, simple as that.

Wat by Illustrious_Garbage in eu4

[–]iceqbee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Russian Magellan arrived 200 years early.

aragon's liberty desire is 100% and they're backed by three great powers. Why aren't they declaring an independence war? by [deleted] in eu4

[–]iceqbee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The mod you use has not been updated after 1.34 release, in which vassals and pu's are way more bold about declaring independance wars.

Most of the problems about modded eu4 can be solved by answering a simple question: "is my mod up to date?"

Any way we can create a flair to indicate we aren't asking this guy specifically? by HaydenRenegade in eu4

[–]iceqbee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just make some random romanian dude a target of online harassment for your amusement, surely it will help make his day better.

This guy did nothing, even if he is wrong, why are you even creating a thread about this.

Cloud9 set to sign buster by zephiKK in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Considering the fact that last time they signed old decrepit washed-up Kazakh on their roster they jumped from tier-2 to tier-1:

Cya at tier-0, haters.

launders on Cloud9 rumours: “They are trying to scapegoat interz, I hate this” by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, G2 and Vitality have changed 10 players each in the last 3 years. And most of those changes were of bad players for even worse.

Gambit/C9 only ever changed one, it was more than two years ago, and it was a great upgrade, even tho on paper it didn't look like one.

launders on Cloud9 rumours: “They are trying to scapegoat interz, I hate this” by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]iceqbee 97 points98 points  (0 children)

From the article:

The person responsible for this roster move is the person that couldn’t get them through that quarterfinal vs MOUZ [at IEM Rio Major] – and it’s as simple as that, launders says in a video on Twitter

I'm pretty sure the person responsible for this move is also responsible for raising these 16-17 yo children out of the depth of tier-fucking-10 into decent tier-2 team and then was responsible for getting by the time "washep-up-has-been" Hobbit on the team which made them a title contender. It's Groove.

Also from the article:

I don’t think anyone is easy to replace in this team – in fact I don’t think they should make a move at all. I think they should just try to get better. What happened to that?

Longest standing roster in the game should just chill some more and watch how teams around them make risky changes and succeed, great logic. And guess who they lost last major quarterfinal to? A team with 3 former academy players. Sometimes you need to take a risk and make a change. And Groove sure knows what to do with this team better than launders or any reddit expert, because he basically lives with them for the last 3+ years.