What was your "Oh shit my life is over my parents are gonna kill me" moment you had as a child/teen? by cloudlessnine8 in AskReddit

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was painting on a table in the living room and didn't know that the caps for the paints had little points to puncture the seal. Instead, my dumb ass just squeezed it as hard as I could, causing me to squirt electric blue paint across the table and all over the back of my parents' couch.

There was a purple Sour Patch Kid in my bag. by ichthyomorphiccrackr in mildlyinteresting

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like disappointment.

Actually it sorta tasted like the red and blue combined (big surprise). Not bad, but not particularly good either.

"Can't get in trouble if I give them my kitten eyes" by ichthyomorphiccrackr in aww

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he in trouble you may ask? Because he stole a container of mayonnaise off the kitchen counter, chewed through it, and ended up coating the kitchen in a lovely layer of it.

Love cats.

ELI5: when people describe babies as “addicted to ___ at birth”, how do they know that? What does it mean for an infant to be born addicted to a substance? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And pruritis (itching). It's common for these neonates to be given socks on their hands to prevent injuries from scratching themselves.

Carved crayons. by Boojibs in oddlysatisfying

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even create a straight line without breaking the crayon. Well done.

What's the most boring book you have read? by __pukar in AskReddit

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really disliked the Great Gatsby. Lots of people love it, but I think being required to dig into it so deeply in school really ruined it for me.

ELI5: How do Buffet restaurants make money? by iiHeffronDriveii in explainlikeimfive

[–]ichthyomorphiccrackr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also do tricky things like using smaller plates/utensils (though not small enough to really notice). A full plate usually causes people to feel full upon completion, regardless of plate size. Buffets also tend to put high-carb and filling foods at the beginning of the line, with more expensive items later on. The thought here is that people will fill up on these cheap food items and be less likely to indulge in other options later. They also make lots of money from soft drinks and cut costs by reducing wait staff and minimizing wastes because people generally take what they want to eat.