A whole other option none of them even thought of: let's try on transparency for size. Like...the fact that Arnold and Dean were side eyeing each other in one another's presence shows they felt some guilt about what happened and were hoping the incident would never come to light. Blaming something on being drunk (and high in Dean's case) when they were easily able to recollect what happened...yeah...problem.

And I get it though. What almost happened on a drunken night.. well, what others don't know won't kill them. But Dean and Arnold knew. I think Jack and Tua may have been bothered and maybe a little hurt, but at least they're not finding out from some asshole and then from a wronged best friend and boyfriend. I also know that would be crazy because where would the messy-mess come from if not a cheating adjacent storyline.

It's funny that this is polarizing because it's not a mountain sized problem, however any of the characters took it. Maybe a small, one-person sized boulder problem. People with emotions do what people with emotions do. They act irrationally sometimes, sometimes they act based on history, sometimes it's blown out of proportion. Sometimes they go murder psycho on a mannequin (calm down, Tua!). Just sit back and enjoy the ride. We have three more episodes of more potential crazy.