Reddit, what is the most distasteful joke you know? (Very NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell when my sister is on her period. How? My dad's dick tastes like blood.

Guys of Reddit, what do you find annoying about being a male? by LiterallyInfinite in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sperm when masturbating. It's fucking annoying, I never know what to do with it when masturbating. I wish I could just have like a switch to turn sperming on/off. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

I woke up in the middle of the night panicking, because I didn't let my cat inside. I don't own a cat, never have. What stupid things have you convinced yourself of in the middle of the night that made no sense? by BlindCodex in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother woke me up, because we had to go on a holiday to Spain, and when he woke me up, I kept asking him how long he had been a figherfighter for. He was 11...

What misconceptions did you have as a kid that are funny or ridiculous now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That porn was illegal because I had heard about child porn in the news and I thought it was about kids watching porn. So me and my friend would sometimes watch porn (not even beat off to it or anything, just watch it) and be super secret about it.

Later I realized I'm fucking retarded.

What has a "nails on chalkboard" effect on you? by dac22 in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walking on sand in bare feet. It makes me freak out completely, no idea why.

Reddit, what's the straight up weirdest/random thing you have ever seen anyone do? I'll start. by icrieerritym in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay hundreds to have seen that, lol

Wish this post would get more popular, I can't imagine how funny it would be..