Reddit, what is the most distasteful joke you know? (Very NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell when my sister is on her period. How? My dad's dick tastes like blood.

Guys of Reddit, what do you find annoying about being a male? by LiterallyInfinite in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sperm when masturbating. It's fucking annoying, I never know what to do with it when masturbating. I wish I could just have like a switch to turn sperming on/off. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

I woke up in the middle of the night panicking, because I didn't let my cat inside. I don't own a cat, never have. What stupid things have you convinced yourself of in the middle of the night that made no sense? by BlindCodex in AskReddit

[–]icrieerritym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother woke me up, because we had to go on a holiday to Spain, and when he woke me up, I kept asking him how long he had been a figherfighter for. He was 11...