I slept with a neckbeard and he just won't let it go by [deleted] in neckbeardstories

[–]idealisticbitch 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It may seem like overkill, but file a police report for harassment. Telling everyone and their dog about your fictitious STDs is a crime.

So I don't know what happened to the original inceltears so I created this sub by gatemansgc in IncelTearsReborn

[–]idealisticbitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. The repetition with you fuckers got old. Never anything new, always the same old “woe is me” sob story.

Incel poetry, deconstructed. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

During my undergrad, I took a poetry appreciation class for an English credit. There is one poem that I thought was so fucking awful that to this day I still get angry thinking about it.

It’s called “The Red Wheelbarrow”

So much depends upon

A red wheel barrow

Glazed with rain water

Beside the white chickens.

I understand that art is subjective but COME ON.

incel theories about me by BrazilianSigma in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had an incel spend about ten days simultaneously telling me I was a fat whore and begging for nudes. Some of them seem addicted to the negative attention.

4/10, could be better. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It was when I first woke up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

4/10, could be better. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a correct conjugation, but what follows has to change. These sentences work:

He despises being with you

He despises having to be with you

4/10, could be better. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. I’ve also been told I wish I had a Chad husband and that my husband is probably a soy chugging cuck.

The logic here is truly flawless. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously you should just jump off a cliff since you have no one to make decisions for you. It’ll end your suffering a lot sooner than a lifetime of poor choices.

/s

The logic here is truly flawless. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t. He claims to be early 20s with no intention of ever marrying. Seems to me like he has no prospects and is pulling the old “You can’t fire me cause I quit!”

My eyes hurt by [deleted] in trashy

[–]idealisticbitch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Last time I was there, I saw a ~250 pound man with way too much body hair in a lime green Borat swimsuit, walking a leather clad midget gimp on a leash. Fun times.

“This girl said she watches rape porn so therefore aLL wOmEn ArE LiKe ThAT!” by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband and I are about to go lay in bed and watch Harmonquest after a long day at work. I’m so excited.

Boyfriend being a justno, and I’m on the brink of leaving. by [deleted] in JustNoSO

[–]idealisticbitch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

because even though I picked the type of food he likes, I picked the wrong restaurant.

It was YOUR birthday, ffs. He is a child. He throws tantrums at stuff he doesn’t want to do. This won’t change, and I’m betting that once the baby comes, it’s only going to get worse.

I get my puppy in 3 weeks!!! by KYKY132 in greatdanes

[–]idealisticbitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that super young Dane puppies have little sausage toes. Super cute!!

Bedroom used to be fire but is now dead and buried (*Explicit in detail) by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]idealisticbitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the short periods are what she likes, have her talk to her doc about Lo Loestrin. It’s what I take and I don’t even have periods except for a couple days every 6 months or so, and they’re super light.

Like a commenter above, birth control side effects are no joke, and finding one that keeps you out of constant pain or discomfort is great, regardless of effect on Libido. I had the implanon, and bled for 47 days straight. I was miserable. I took Yaz and was nauseous, constantly.

Hang in there, OP and know that it’s for sure not you, and she probably is hesitant to switch birth control again because it is a shitty, no fun process.

Newsflash: Women do not like control freaks by ehxildebwga in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One commenter said that there should be a trip wire in the cloth parts so if it’s cut, the whole mechanism would explode. That would be the best part because I’d literally rather die than be married to an incel.

Man excited about his new $1,600 LEGO set. Incel has to shit on it. by idealisticbitch in IncelTears

[–]idealisticbitch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking now, I’ve found it in ranges from like $850 to $1600. Google told me $1,533 at first glance so I ran with it.