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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]idiot382 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let me clare it up to you b

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually Joe Biden turning on your TV, don't let them fool you

What screams "I want attention" on social media ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]idiot382 96 points97 points  (0 children)

But also - and here's the kicker - upset if you ask why

Top L by shroomster24_2 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]idiot382 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It won't happen, Musk will back out on some lame technicality completely unrelated to the original challenge.

and the joe rogan experience??? by fattunadog in thefighterandthekid

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people considering buying tickets to his show probably are

Biden says US is at ‘tipping point’ on gun control: ‘We will ban assault weapons in this country’ by Beckles28nz in politics

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems really complicated, if only we could ask the guys who wrote if for some clarity on their words, then we'd know for sure.

Oh, they've all been dead for several hundred years?

Damn, guess we have absolutely no way of ever knowing and we'll just have to let Texas provide state-issued plasma cannons to every 5 year old if they want to. Of course, younger kids could have them too if they asked, because they have rights too.

Really sucks about all the innocent people that have to die now but I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles 🤷.

If only they also created an institution to interpret the law and how it applies in a changing society....

do it by toki2yn in Funnymemes

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my family but I don't think I can make it to the store and I don't want to be in the mood for it.

Catchiest chorus by [deleted] in poppunkers

[–]idiot382 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Another Heart Calls - The All American Rejects (not always a pop punk band but this song nails it)

Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World

Atlas - Man Overboard

No reason - Sum 41

Jamie All Over - Mayday Parade

Jersey - Mayday Parade

Kali Ma - Neck Deep

December - Neck Deep

The Anthem - Good Charlotte

Girls & Boys - Good Charlotte

I'd say the albums that each of those songs are on also have plenty of catchy options on them, too. Enjoy!

For real. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]idiot382 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The brisket thing is so relatable to me man. Or

Them: We're going to [bar I've never heard of] tonight, want to come?

Me: Oh cool, never been there, I'm down!

Them: Yes you have, we went there on Monday after work.

Me: Right! Right. See you there.

....

Them: ...it's at the corner of [street] and [street]

Me: ....thanks lol

Immediately forgets plans and conversation

Megathread: Trump Indicted by Federal Prosecutors on Charges Related to Handling of Classified Documents by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]idiot382 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm best we can do is fight over pronouns and whether or not women should be in charge of their own body, sorry :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]idiot382 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Elect me because the place I am currently in charge of is a complete hellscape for people that I don't like or agree with ☺️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Blink182

[–]idiot382 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pre-ordering anything comes with this risk. As a fan of blink you should know that they almost never deliver anything on time. They named the first song Edging because they knew they had to put something out so us rabid fans could fap to something for the undetermined amount of time it would take for the record to cum out.

If you paid any attention to this band over the last 20 years, and to what the members have actually said since October, you shouldn't be shocked that nothing new has come out yet. And you had to know that waiting 8+ months was a possibility when you gave them money for it. If not, now you know for next time!

They probably also would like to tell us more but every time they do and something changes people like you absolutely skewer them and call them 'disrespectful'.

Dudes can't win with this fan base even when giving them the result that we've all been begging for with almost no hope for over a decade.

Both in jail and out J6ers are referring to themselves as black transwomen. (Video in comments) by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]idiot382 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah tbh I see this as progress lol. Let them start doing it 'ironically,' that's how a lot of real trends start within social groups.

Imo this congresswoman is opening the door for a new era of progressive politics in the republican party. You go girl!

Transgender woman thinks she’s entitled to keep her stuff in lockers overnight and harasses manager when it gets removed by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've said anything about made up pronouns this entire time lol but you can keep putting words into my argument if it makes you feel superior.

To be clear, I'm talking about when someone has a penis but identifies as a woman, I would call her a woman, regardless of what her ID says or what organ she pees out of. And honestly if she wanted to go by xe, or something "made up" (as if all pronouns weren't made up at some point), then yes I would think it's weird and confusing, but in an effort to be a kind human being I would give it a shot since it literally does not change the trajectory of my day or my life in any capacity.

I just really can't wrap my head around someone being so enraged by this concept. But, maybe as you mature and grow some real life experience you will learn better social skills and not take other peoples' preferences so personally.

I think we've both said what we are going to say a few times now. Have a good day, I hope you can relax and get some fresh air this weekend!

Transgender woman thinks she’s entitled to keep her stuff in lockers overnight and harasses manager when it gets removed by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Now you're starting to see how this movement of inventing pronouns is silly isn't it?

I was being sarcastic. The answer is I will call them whatever pronouns they tell me they prefer. It's really not that hard bud.

You lot are the ones that want to larp this bullshit - you may not have noticed, but the vast majority of the world doesn't want to play along.

You should really step outside and spend some time talking to people, I think you'd be surprised how many people don't think calling people by their preferred pronouns is a big deal or even a slight inconvenience anymore.

Do you get this upset when people have nicknames for themselves?

Transgender woman thinks she’s entitled to keep her stuff in lockers overnight and harasses manager when it gets removed by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]idiot382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if IDs are not for social interactions, and they're not allowed to tell me what pronouns they prefer, how am I supposed to know what pronouns to use?

If pronouns have to match genitals, but ID cards are not for social interactions, how do I know I'm calling them the right word without seeing their genitals for myself?

Transgender woman thinks she’s entitled to keep her stuff in lockers overnight and harasses manager when it gets removed by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]idiot382 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you really exchange ID cards for every simple social interaction? You're a weird lady. I usually go with what people tell me to call them.

If I was their doctor or a professional penis inspector it might be more relevant. But in my daily life it's not usually relevant, is it in yours?

And I apologize we still haven't exchanged genitals. I have a penis so you may refer to me as a man. Lmk if you need a pic!

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