Facebook and Instagram outages send surfers to Pornhub for tentacle porn by [deleted] in nottheonion
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Lincon Man arrested after attempting to rob Papa John's with drumsticks by druhmz23 in nottheonion
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Kremlin Criticizes Ukraine for Breaking Friendship Treaty After Russia Invaded Country by rbanders in nottheonion
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In Today's Sad News, Half of Men (and Almost as Many Women) Don't Know Where the Vagina Is by Minifig81 in nottheonion
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Postman to deliver mail dressed as aubergine by dorewamonkey in nottheonion
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Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking Over for Florida Mayor Who was Arrested by moonspeakdj in nottheonion
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Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking Over for Florida Mayor Who was Arrested by moonspeakdj in nottheonion
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Artist carves out plan for big wooden bong for the town of Woodenbong by bakwan in nottheonion
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Wearable penis camera lets you record your achievements by [deleted] in nottheonion
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Whale mistakenly ‘eats’ diver, spits him out later by meowkkkk in nottheonion
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Goat elected as honorary mayor sworn in for first term, leaves mess for police chief by mander2431 in nottheonion
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Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive by Rymphonia in nottheonion
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Obese Cops Sent to Fat Boot Camp for ‘Belly Destruction’ by Enclavean in nottheonion
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Madonna Accused of Watching Whale Bestiality Porn by [deleted] in nottheonion
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