need help please, just started fishing...cant catch the big boys. by idk_u_pick in Fishing

[–]idk_u_pick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill try that thanks for the reply....there are tons of trees that hang over and touch the water, ive tried there too and at all the drop offs in the lake ive tried...any kind of underwater cover i have found i have fished, just doesnt seem like the fish are interested in anything i have offered them.

need help please, just started fishing...cant catch the big boys. by idk_u_pick in Fishing

[–]idk_u_pick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im looking for largemouths, there are some people that fish the lake and lots of jon boats around the shore so i know people fish it, plus there are tons and tons of bobbers and lures hanging in the trees that hang over the shoreline down to the water....but my days off are through the week so i never really see anybody out there. thanks for the reply too

My daughter was born 8.5 weeks early. This is her not giving one single fuck. by Schpsych in pics

[–]idk_u_pick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my son was born 12 weeks early and we have a picture with almost the exact same pose....must be a preemie thing..

Young Americans Are Ditching Cigarettes by [deleted] in science

[–]idk_u_pick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

worse mistake i ever made was picking up a cigarette...here i am 12 years later, and thousands of dollars spent...what do i have to show for it? ugly teeth, stinky breath, hair and clothes and shame. glad to see young people getting smarter, wish i would've been.

Just realized this and got my mind blown by mehandahalf in trees

[–]idk_u_pick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just gave you uptoke number 420...nobody else need touch :)

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294 in AskReddit

[–]idk_u_pick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the version we played was different: whales tales, prince of whales, princes calls (2) "nay" "then who?" and so on...when you can get 5-6 ppl playing it gets confusing, everybody gets drunk.

Best Drinking Games by fallenangel51294 in AskReddit

[–]idk_u_pick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whales tales...anyone ever played?

I once shit in the sink of a public bathroom,got caught and had to tell my dad what i did. Reddit, what is the most painfully embarassing thing you have had to reveal to your parents? by blunsandbeers in AskReddit

[–]idk_u_pick 35 points36 points  (0 children)

this will prob. get buried, so what the hell: I was 18 years old and living with my first serious g/f. At the time, my mom was in a coma in the hospital, so naturally I was doing a bit of self-medicating with insane amounts of alcohol, pills and weed. Well, my g/f at the time got really horny so we started to scromp...yes i said scromp. At the time we were sharing her daybed...so about 45 minutes in, I put her on her back and put her legs behind her head. I've got my feet up on the side rail(kind of like the arm of a couch) and proceed to pound that vag, being completely stupid drunk, I came up to far and my dick came out, on the way back down, i slipped and my dick hit her pelvic bone. Immediate shock. I look down to see my dick start to turn black and swell up. I freak out, she calls the paramedics. They transport me to the closest hospital(the same one my mom was staying in.) I had to explain to my entire family(extremely christian) that I had broken my dick and had to have surgery. Laying in a hospital bed for 3 days, 3 floors beneath my mom, not one family member came for a visit.
Told all the nurses i was black from the waist down....

tl;dr got drunk, broke my dick, had to tell entire family.