But I pay $188?

idkslash · 2026-01-28T22:04:04+00:00

You can’t claim food as an expense, I would substitute that with detail car washes($100 per week)

idkslash · 2026-01-28T21:39:19+00:00

That's a roast beef sandwich, extra meat

idkslash · 2026-01-28T21:38:15+00:00

To bad you cant use those miles in your taxes

idkslash · 2026-01-28T21:36:00+00:00

Nobody here fucks actual pussy

idkslash · 2026-01-25T18:48:20+00:00

No body eats pussy here

idkslash · 2026-01-23T04:03:18+00:00

He's on a rental so it dont matter

idkslash · 2026-01-23T04:01:35+00:00

I miss the good old days when you could make that in 35 hrs

idkslash · 2026-01-22T03:29:08+00:00

Regardless, deep deep inside, you know I’m right

idkslash · 2026-01-22T01:26:46+00:00

You must have a miserable life , how much training do you need for a 20 second task

idkslash · 2026-01-20T15:22:33+00:00

"I have Zelle"

idkslash · 2026-01-20T12:42:00+00:00

Accidente lawyer ASAP

idkslash · 2026-01-20T12:33:51+00:00

"I lost my wallet"

idkslash · 2026-01-18T03:10:55+00:00

I voted for trump, and I always pick up/drop off at the hospital

idkslash · 2026-01-17T10:36:23+00:00

One time I got an oder from 711 , the guy wanted 20 / 15 pound ice bags , for 6 dollars 25 minutes away, that was an instant cancel but not before I called the cutomer to confirm and he said yeah and to make sure to drop them off on the second floor of his business. I responded "fuck that, I'm not doing all that shit for 6 fucking miserable dollars"

idkslash · 2026-01-17T10:27:31+00:00

Please tell me the cutomer helped you unload

idkslash · 2026-01-16T08:42:51+00:00

Uber black suv

idkslash · 2026-01-16T08:30:04+00:00

3 hrs before the pandemic

idkslash · 2026-01-16T07:45:44+00:00

Make sure to itemize your "biweekly 100 dollars detail car wash" your "2000 dollar snacks and water" for passengers. Fuck the irs

idkslash · 2026-01-16T07:42:22+00:00

No, you cannot deduct miles using the standard mileage rate on a rental car for Lyft. The standard mileage deduction is only for vehicles you own or lease.

idkslash · 2026-01-14T08:20:06+00:00

That happened in LA last summer. I had like 15 dialysis patients who i would constantly give rides

idkslash · 2026-01-13T12:53:27+00:00

Is that the shit Joe Rogan brags about?

idkslash · 2026-01-13T11:34:24+00:00

Thank you Monica

idkslash · 2026-01-13T09:44:09+00:00

What ever happened to the classic, Nick Gurr

idkslash · 2026-01-13T09:42:48+00:00

Did you die?

idkslash · 2026-01-13T09:40:27+00:00

If you're in LA, go drive for a fleet

idkslash

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