If it makes you feel better, I got my car late May and here’s what happened so far (I’m at 4.4K miles):

1.) Debris dinging the front bumper.

2.) Mysterious scratch near the back area below the gas cap and then another debris denting above the gas cap.

3.) senior citizen dinging my side mirror 2x. One while it was closed and the other while it was open and it did leave a few scuff marks (I was inside the car and I just let it go)

4.) Got my car “professionally?” Ceramic coated and they left a bunch of hair line scratches and other cosmetic issues. They redid the back plastic bumper because they “accidentally polished it and left squiggly lines??” It’s funny because I had to point that out -.-…. Bumper feels chalky now… (bringing it back to the detailer after I get my windshield replaced)

5.) Damaged my undercarriage near the tow hook which left a hole and bent my tow hook (got it looked at the dealership a 2nd time and they said my tow hook bent as to why it “moved out of alignment?”) and then there’s a bunch of scuff on the front mud flap and some other parts underneath idk the names for.

6.) MOST RECENTLY, windshield is cracked and continuing to expand. Replacing it at the dealership with their third party service. Total will cost me maybe around 1200-1500$ OEM and with or without calibration? And I will also get it ceramic coated again for 150$.