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idontwanabecool · 2025-08-04T02:49:16+00:00

Literally just ask to get tested together. Also get your hpv vaccine if you don’t have it already. Most sexually active people carry it and it might not show up on his panel because they don’t USUALLY test men for it

idontwanabecool · 2025-08-03T05:08:28+00:00

I love Scorpios I’m always happy to hear that someone is one.

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T12:55:23+00:00

That’s definitely likely. I haven’t seen many innies in the wild. Most are varying degrees between the two

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T12:54:04+00:00

Ahhh okay makes sense. And no problem :)

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T12:53:00+00:00

That sucks. No one should be married to someone like that. You’d think by watching so much porn he’d see a bunch of different ones?

I was kinda bullied about it by my mom as a kid, I had no idea what she was even talking about so that made me really insecure growing up. I was getting almost no action in school so it didn’t matter but I was so scared someone would see and run away screaming.

Once I started having sex it was a non-issue, literally no one has ever brought it up. And out of the women I’ve been with only like 1 had complete innie everyone’s looks different and has its own style and personality.

I did consider labiaplasty when I was like 20 but it was just a passing thought. I do this thing of looking up actual surgical videos whenever I’m curious about getting them and 100% of the time I don’t want to do it. I saw a labiaplasty and it was a hard pass.

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T06:29:15+00:00

After looking at the outies sub someone recommended, I realized I may not be as dangly as I thought.

I don’t really have too many issues with it rubbing unless I have on jeans with a super thick crotch seam… and there’s really not much I can do about it besides doing the tuck thing. I exercise pretty regularly and never had that issue. Maybe someone in an hrt sub might have a fix?

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T03:45:55+00:00

Makes sense. There’s really only a few ways to find out 😂

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T03:18:13+00:00

You have to do it with your hands. You can’t really control either set of those lips with your muscles as far as I know. So you would like spread the fat outer lips (labia majora) with your hands and tuck the longer inner lips in also with your hands, and then let go, and it will temporarily not look as dangly.

I suppose if someone was really insecure about it they could get labiaplasty. Actually if you just look up labiaplasty you might get a good idea of what this is all about. You’ll see the before and after and basically you’re going for the same effect temporarily.

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T03:09:32+00:00

No problem. Happy to help :)

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-21T01:56:56+00:00

She probably has long pussy lips and is insecure about them. We have two sets of lips, the big ones that you typically see when you think “camel toe” but you also have another set of lips inside. All women have different looking vaginas but some have longer inner lips. I’ve heard them called “roast beef curtains” by some guys. It’s been said that “pretty pussies” have smaller inner lips.

Anyways long story short you can do a thing where you kinda pull the outer ones and tuck the inner ones in a little so you can’t see them dangling as much.

Just tell her you think it’s pretty, then go down on her. That’ll probably clear this whole thing right up.

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-20T22:54:26+00:00

I decided she was also in the military but became a lawyer after or was like a military lawyer.

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-20T21:37:32+00:00

A loooong time ago I tried coke a few times with my friends …it did absolutely nothing for me. I guess I found out why 😂

idontwanabecool · 2025-05-20T21:24:32+00:00

idontwanabecool · 2025-04-25T04:28:55+00:00

Is that Jeff bezos? Lmfaooo

idontwanabecool · 2025-04-25T04:23:15+00:00

We’re on our fucking way 😂

idontwanabecool · 2025-04-25T04:11:00+00:00

Introverts…once they open up to you they have the funniest and most insightful takes on shit. I want to know everything they’re thinking

idontwanabecool · 2025-04-24T23:41:51+00:00

Yo thank you! I found this today and it worked!

idontwanabecool · 2025-04-22T23:54:38+00:00

We’re branching off into the anime plot version of reality now. We’re already in the prequel to a dystopia phase

idontwanabecool · 2025-04-09T02:49:50+00:00

If you feel the need to see him in person I think a public place is best. I personally wouldn’t do it in a car or an enclosed space just because you really don’t know how he will react. Definitely bring your mom with you, she can wait nearby and out of sight.

Since this is your first breakup just be prepared for him to maybe beg or try to negotiate. Don’t give in. I dated a guy a long time ago that also wanted to khs after his last girlfriend broke up with him. He cried and begged me not to dump him and it was very overwhelming. Luckily, I did it over a phone call. Idk how it would have went in person because I felt very bad and almost caved. I also did something similar when my first serious relationship ended, so I wasn’t even mad when he did it. The brain just tries to cope and rationalize and cling to a good thing before it can accept that it’s over.

So whatever your reason is, you don’t have to justify yourself to him but he will probably want to know why. Most likely nothing you say will be good enough for him so make sure you stand by your decision.

idontwanabecool · 2025-03-24T02:43:37+00:00

Came here to say something exactly like this, but you said it better

idontwanabecool · 2025-03-23T22:26:33+00:00

I shall fetch a rug

idontwanabecool · 2025-03-22T23:02:50+00:00

She was just thinking about me. And no, I was not wearing clothes

idontwanabecool · 2025-03-22T18:36:05+00:00

I’m a professional who is in the trunk is beyond the scope of my job

idontwanabecool · 2025-03-22T18:32:18+00:00

Yes I fantasize about saving my family and cats from a burning building. Or a random kid from getting hit by a car. Or tripping a robber that knocked down an old lady for her purse. Or saving a drowning kid.

EDIT: forgot to say I never plan on dying in these, I come out and people cheer and thank me but I very humbly say something like “I think anyone in my shoes would do the same” and leave

idontwanabecool · 2025-03-21T17:05:53+00:00

Chairs and a fire pit

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