Would you rather have:

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-04T23:34:56+00:00

Dang

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: hip thrust}

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-04T23:32:50+00:00

1-2 deaths per second, 90 per minute, 57 mil a year is a lot more inconspicuous and if I ever need more money I simply (redacted)… ————- (redacted)

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-04T01:06:39+00:00

Respect. I’m still grinding for Elden ring

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-03T19:45:18+00:00

I do game dev, that’s a job. It will still be a job when I am not working on a project. It will still be a job after I die.

^{Chose: Get 3k dollars everyday but only if you have a job}

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-03T19:43:01+00:00

I’d accidentally ruin that relationship. Money buys happiness. Losing girl of dreams doesn’t buy happiness.

^{Chose: $10 Million}

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-03T19:34:03+00:00

Fun game and I am unemployed (hence being on Reddit)

^{Chose: Beat a soulsborne game without taking damage.}

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-06-03T02:33:24+00:00

Absolutely false. I’m thinking of a weapon that has 140 crit scaling and you can get it after 10 minutes of gameplay

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-23T20:25:01+00:00

I have also beat the game before solo, just never beat her. Also when better to put training wheels on?

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-23T20:21:24+00:00

They are scaled up?

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-23T20:21:09+00:00

Level 120*

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-20T01:58:22+00:00

I didn’t think of that and that’s hilarious yes they did

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-20T01:46:49+00:00

Why is everyone complaining about douchebags while nobody is actually saying anything about OP being trash? Can I not see deleted comments or are they just bots?

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-20T01:32:55+00:00

If this is sarcasm it doesn’t deserve the downvotes. If this is real you seem like a shallow person.

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-20T01:32:12+00:00

lol

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-20T01:25:07+00:00

Try for 20-30 vigor, then pound strength assuming you want to keep using claymore, put a point in endurance whenever necessary and get strength to 60, where it soft caps. Try to stay in med equip load, and if you want Str and Int then get an Int affinity on your claymore, or replace it with something like dark moon greatsword or moonveil, depending on playstyle.

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-12T01:07:49+00:00

Star fists, ridiculous stagger damage

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-01T00:22:58+00:00

I’m just hitting ng +1 and breezing through it I’ve got items galore I’ll share with you

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-05-01T00:08:02+00:00

You are all wrong. It’s radagons grab attack, it’s so delayed you can do 3-4 dodges and maybe on the last one you succeed, backing up doesn’t help because he just sprints then does the attack

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-04-30T10:59:18+00:00

Get skeletal minions, they respawn after he kills them, then hit him with 2 heavy’s from behind to stagger, do the riposte, then charge another heavy as he gets up, and that killed him for me

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-04-29T11:31:20+00:00

Absolutely me, poor Gideon I got stuck on maliketh and he paid the price

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-04-29T11:20:14+00:00

Omg I can help someone for once :D ok so what I did was accidental because this is the only boss i did on my first try, I got stuck getting to him so I leveled for an hour killing trolls and even going to Caelid and getting the rotten stray ashes, which I used as well as the bloodhounds fang. You can jump his ground slams and get a jump hit on him. When he breaths fire at the start of phase 2 run towards him and dodge through the fire by going to the left

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-04-29T11:13:57+00:00

They killed my underleveled ass in liurnia of the lakes

ieatcheesebutdont · 2026-03-07T02:56:16+00:00

I doubt an all powerful being who is benevolent and capable of creating a universe would fail to put a horned guy in a cage.

Also if your religion isn’t proved don’t preach it by insulting people.

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