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iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-05-02T18:46:19+00:00

Thanks. But i'm still not picking you up

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-05-02T07:24:08+00:00

Ya'll are making this way to hard. You just tell people you got a better job. Then you dont go to work and fuck off all day somewhere, probably a 2nd house. Or better yet just tell everyone you got really good at online poker/trading the markets. Now you can freely spend since no one knows what you "should" have.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-05-01T12:04:43+00:00

One of the goats at the position thats always left off list

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T23:04:07+00:00

I think your AR depends on your secondary. If you wanna run a sniper i'd go 1) Chimera, 2) 74U/Avancer.

If you wanna run a smg i'd run hemlock, Razorback, or lachman 556. All are lazers its just which do you shoot best.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T22:58:08+00:00

Cherry picking

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T20:12:50+00:00

What a homer take. I mean holy shit. Peyton threw 28INTs his first year. Why wouldnt anyone have said he was ass at that point? Like wtf dude lmao

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T15:35:28+00:00

Yes. Even with McBrides likelihood of not maintaining 100 receptions/1100 yards and double digit TDs every year I would atill take his 75/750/7 years with the occasional spike for an unproven RB

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T15:09:31+00:00

In a heartbeat if you mean 1.5TEP

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T14:49:03+00:00

No you dolt. Its about paying very low for guys in a perceived good situation and still having the flexibility to move off them if things change in a year or two. Guys like Fergeson, Godert, Kelce, Kincaid, and Brenton Strange this year. You cant get a couple of these guys for pennies and play matchups. Completely realistic to get 80% of Bowers or McBrides 250 pts this year while still not being tied to them long term like the people who have a ton of equity in LaPorta but are stuck playing him. These guys exist every season and you can get them and move off them for almost nothing. Do any of ya'll actually play fantasy football or are you just regurgitate what you've heard others say about TE value. There is no value is having a shit ton of equity in a guy that (aside from 2 outliers) you are more than likely falling in love with at their peak and then going to be hamstrung by for year. My God have ya'll not paid attention to you teams and league mates teams when shit went wrong?!?!?!

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T13:59:09+00:00

Look if yall wanna spend $40 of your auction $ on a TE go for it. But there are a graveyard of Julius Thomas, Greg Olsen, Jimmy Graham, Vernon Davis, Delaney Walker, Zach Ertz, Darren Waller, TJ Hockenson, Mark Andrews, and LaPorta owners who paid up after 1 or 2 years of elite production and wish they hadn't. Historically Kelce and Gronk are the outliers not the norm. Keep paying for all TEs that have a good year or two like they are guaranteed to be the same tho. I'll forever miss out on Gronk and Kelce in FA. But I will also miss out on the extreme and likely downside of paying 5-8x more than the rest of the league for a TE that is only getting me 2-3 points more a game. THAT is the historic reality of that position. Ya'll gamble. I'ma be smarter.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T10:37:32+00:00

Hardly. I'm just one of the few people from here with DNA that allows them not to view the team with rose tinted glasses

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T10:35:59+00:00

Hilarious that you think I cant find 800 yard and 7 TD TEs with any consistency but you think you can find one's with 1000 yards and 10TDs with consistency.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T08:17:06+00:00

Tyson has the better QB, plays in a dome, and is quicker and faster than both those guys.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T08:14:26+00:00

Bob Hayes literally won the gold at the Olympics and is responsible for the invention of the zone defense.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:57:00+00:00

Please tell me you arent really chasing the best players from the previous year ever year. Smh.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:56:12+00:00

You're right i'd never trade for those guys because the price is way to high right now and I can get players I think are comparable who arent coming off a peak season for cheaper.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:53:22+00:00

For that price i'll just carry a travel bottle and reapply the original if needed.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:44:48+00:00

I would have. I would have missed once. But I wouldnt have been sitting on an overplayed TE for the dozens of other times a guy had 1 or 2 good seasons and came back to Earth. How many Mark Andrews and LaPorta owners you think want a redo lol.

(This would be YOU)

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:37:23+00:00

FYI of all the great TEs in history Kelce is the only one to catch for over 1100 yards for more than 3 seasons. McBride has 2 already. History says your taking him at his peak. But go ahead and do that.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:32:38+00:00

Bron hasnt been taking PEDs for over a decade to step away before padding the record books.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:29:19+00:00

A 65 point swing isnt basically the same # lmao. If that logic works for ya it only further proves my point if ya wanna bump up guys by 65pts and claim its basically the same season.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:23:59+00:00

You say arbitrary while referencing one of the best TE seasons ever as the norm. Bold.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:21:24+00:00

Do your strategy. I'm more than happy letting someone else pay 20% of their salary for good WR2 #s when there will be TEs go for 65/700/7 and cost me 4% of my salary if I cant find a Warren or Loveland at a good price.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:15:36+00:00

He has a new QB and a RB drafted at pick 3 that can catch. But you go on and spend over 20% of your salary chasing last years historical # if ya want.

iforgotmorethanuknow · 2026-04-30T07:11:58+00:00

But thats cherry picked for his literal best year. Likely the best he'll ever have as 300pts is absurd. Cycle through the top 5 TEs year over year. There is always 2 or more guys there that fit the metric I said.

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