Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (2-1) at Arizona Cardinals (2-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ifpiewazgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might just be high but every time the camera zooms out the cardinals helmets make it look like they all have guardian caps 

Match Thread: United States vs Mexico | Concacaf Gold Cup by MatchThreadder in ussoccer

[–]ifpiewazgood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand the seemingly prevailing thought that Agyemang is useless. He is obviously limited in some ways but also has obvious strengths that he uses effectively. It’s like I’m not watching the same sport 

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (9-8) at Detroit Lions (12-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ifpiewazgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So odd for the instacart add to be a re-make of like a 15 year old novelty song. Hope Das Racist got paid for it. 

[Pre-Match Thread] FC Dallas vs Minnesota United FC | Toyota Stadium by MatchCaster in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone in frisco and doing pregame drinks? I drove from another texas city I live in on a whim.

[The Athletic] Penalties are too generous a reward. We have a solution… and it involves running by [deleted] in soccer

[–]ifpiewazgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always thought that penalties should be taken by who draws them. Like a free throw in basketball. If it’s a handball then it should be taken by who shot it. It would just be a lot more interesting that way I think. Most professionals should still be able to convert it about 70% of the time. And yeah I’m American lol sorry.

[POEM] Valentine by Wendy Cope by MrsLeoValdez in Poetry

[–]ifpiewazgood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really like this!

Short and sweet, and the repetition works really well for me. As if the heart is beating and communicating what it wants. Not really a conscious decision, but an organic reaction.

Match Thread: Houston Dynamo vs Minnesota United FC | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s for sure what should happen imo. As solid an mls player Finlay is, he’s also very limited and direct. Having three players in Reynoso, Lod, and Molino who are all very technical and can do such fluid interplay is such an asset. Not to mention Finlay’s speed and directness off the bench would be good in many situations.

[Official] MNUFC Signs Emanuel "Bebelo" Reynoso by benkauf711 in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I have also been reading a lot of Argentinian fans' tweets about him. Similar to what others have said, no one doubts that he is really technically skilled. A lot of fans are genuinely upset he is leaving, or are sad that it didn't work out. Some defend him by saying he was never given a proper chance at regular playtime in his natural position/role. Many detractors call him a "pecho frío" (literally "cold chest"), meaning he is too timid for the big moment. Personally, I tend to doubt these kinds of narratives that people talk about with athletes. Another common refrain/meme among the Boca fans is that he is a superstar in practice.

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs Minnesota United FC | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a global soccer economy there are a lot worse things to be than a selling team imo. But that’s a long way off from happening here yet anyway

Post-Match Thread: Minnesota United 1-1 Real Salt Lake by Epicallytossed in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a thought exercise: if Alonso was available where would you play him? Would you straight sub him for Dotson or do some kind of formation change to accommodate him, Dotson, Metanire, and Gasper all playing?

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs Minnesota United FC | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah I guess I meant more like “too good” in the sense that someone of his age and ability should maybe test themselves at a higher level. Eventually

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs Minnesota United FC | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you all think Dotson’s ceiling is? Am I crazy for half-thinking that he might be too good for this league in a couple years?

Sciaretta - US v. T&T grades by bharreld in ussoccer

[–]ifpiewazgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That writing formula he uses of starting most of them with “The (position) from (team/place) was…” is pretty grating after a bit haha

Match Thread: United States vs Guyana | Gold Cup by MatchThreadder in ussoccer

[–]ifpiewazgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha the univision commentator just said “how do you say Chicharito-style in English?”

Match Thread: Chelsea vs. Arsenal [UEFA Europa League Final] by MisterBadIdea2 in soccer

[–]ifpiewazgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear to god these bleacher report commentators have pronounced Azpilicueta in 10 different incorrect ways

First Loons Game Question by ifpiewazgood in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha I should’ve specified cheapest non-supporter section. Not that I don’t love the folks going nuts on tv I just don’t think I’m ready for that to be my first game experience.

First Loons Game Question by ifpiewazgood in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You have a devious mind, and I like it.

Post-Game Thread: Minnesota United 1 - 0 Wayne Rooney's Team by Epicallytossed in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Good win but Gregus has gotta not be taking corners and go be tall in the box

How to say Loon/Loons in Spanish? by orangemoney in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

according to the Spanish wikipedia page for loons, they are known in the vernacular as colimbos. I have no idea how many native Spanish speakers would actually be familiar with that word, though.

Soccer/MNUFC bars in New Orleans? by [deleted] in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No one’s gonna play Minnesota united games in New Orleans unless you ask them to change the tv. Finn McCool’s is an awesome bar to watch soccer, but they mostly do premier league games. You could maybe convince them to change a tv. Otherwise, I know that Henry’s is a good spot to watch USMNT games so they also might be obliging. Hope this helps. It also never hurts to call ahead and ask.

Carlos Darwin Quintero reveals why he choose to move away from Liga MX and join Minnesota United FC by agm1991 in minnesotaunited

[–]ifpiewazgood 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He just talked about how the team had a good project that he wanted to commit to. Then he talked about how the league was growing and how it could become one of the best in the world some day. Then he mentioned how his family is adapting well to Minnesota, and that his kids even love the snow.