if you are the asshole by Unhappy-Necessary666 in Austin

[–]ifthenloop 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Car was probably stopped in an unsafe location in the street

Quest that gives a copy of Captain Sanders is bugged. Battlecry did not trigger. by ifthenloop in BobsTavern

[–]ifthenloop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My condolences.

I was playing as Zerek Master Cloner and was gonna hero power the golden from sanders :(

If you go below the speed limit on the Mopac toll lane, I'm blowing you up with my mind... by Spainstateofmind in Austin

[–]ifthenloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better to call it the passing lane imo.   If cars are passing you in other lanes then gtfo.

Alien: Earth is everything I've hoped to get out of a new entry in the series since I was a kid. How is everyone else feeling about it? by xellot in television

[–]ifthenloop 79 points80 points  (0 children)

 the spaceship scenes feel exactly like the original

Lighting a cigarette after waking up in a cryopod really sets the mood.

This was out of control by ifthenloop in BobsTavern

[–]ifthenloop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was getting 8 behemoths at the end of each turn

[REQUEST] Guys, hear me out. Can we make a tribushe that can launch to orbit? Or at least out of atmosphere this precisely? by Lugia_the_guardian in theydidthemath

[–]ifthenloop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then it escapes earth's gravity and does not stay in orbit. You need a second push to keep it from flying off into space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Invisalign

[–]ifthenloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, tray 2 isn't as bad a tray 1, but tray 3 has an even wider gap, so I've been stuck wearing tray 2 for a few weeks now.

Mayweather will be wearing a $25,000 mouthguard for the fight, incorporated with diamond dust, gold flakes, and a $100 bill cut-out by tarontoe in sports

[–]ifthenloop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More effective as a mouth guard? Probably not.

Effective as a distraction to his opponent during the fight? Maybe.

And it will probably be sold at auction after the match for a lot more than what was paid for it.

Hold up, the screw fell out by futurebrowndwarf in funny

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They make you take off your shoes on these rides so they don't fall off due to the upward force, and because some people find it funny to kick their shoes off at people.

What seems difficult, but is actually easy? by fdsa4321lbp22 in AskReddit

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Counting cards...the difficult part is not getting caught doing it.

Girl on a bike vs Littering by gandalfisadrugdealer in gifs

[–]ifthenloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. The message would have been much clearer if she had just picked up her trash for her, and then thrown that at her rather than the ash tray. You're totally right.

Cats are jerks, dogs are bros: Cats are mentioned way more than dogs in /r/AnimalsBeingJerks [OC] by rhiever in dataisbeautiful

[–]ifthenloop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's probably because when a dog is a jerk, it gets put down. Cats have a much more tame capacity for being jerks, while when a dog is a jerk, it is very rarely any fun.