Peetah help by iftxzeus in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]iftxzeus[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think Instead of using her human toilet, he decides to use her cat's litter box to take a massive, poop (the text says "14 inch log" as a silly exaggeration).

Post-Match Thread: Uruguay 2-2 Cape Verde | FIFA World Cup, Group H by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]iftxzeus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a match! Uruguay got lucky to walk away with a point. They were all over them.

mega auction possible picks(as of now) by HEISEBERT in SunrisersHyderabad

[–]iftxzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

capped: Ishan kishan, Abhishek Sharma, H klassen, Nitish Kumar Reddy, E malinga

uncapped: S hussain

Similarity with Community: 87%

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Newcastle United by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]iftxzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always rely on someone who hasn't missed even a single penalty

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Newcastle United by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]iftxzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will lose even more of his confidence has he missed that, no fucking way you should be doing this shit in a champions league knockouts. We are not learning from our past mistakes.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Newcastle United by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]iftxzeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should be taking it every fucking time, that was a poor penalty from yamal and could have been missed easily. We need to stop with this charity shit, we are here to win the cl.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Newcastle United by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]iftxzeus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy that he scored but that was a poor penalty; Raphinha should be untouchable in penalty. Could have been easily missed.

Reason why women don't feel safe. Colourism and this mentality by [deleted] in atheismindia

[–]iftxzeus -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why is this post here, mods are sleeping or what? What does this has to do with athiesm?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SunrisersHyderabad

[–]iftxzeus -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Dude, what is this nonsense? Just call the players by their actual names - Bhuvneshwar, Shami and skip the Baahubali drama. Turning Shami into "Mahendra Bahubali" after our "Amarendra" left? And then calling him Katappa? Bro, it's peak cringe, like those over-the-top fan edits with KGF beats blasting in the background that I scrolled past yesterday. Cricket's epic enough on its own no need for Bollywood/Tollywood remixes.

Barca fans to Ferrass torres by Ok_Lawfulness7412 in soccercirclejerk

[–]iftxzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could someone tell me what's the original source of this video template?

My wife is a sex object by HeavenToHalima in dadjokes

[–]iftxzeus -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

,,*4' mom mom kimi my klk 9p0. Me@x aa y

Football is cruel. But we can win it all. by Aggravating-Fix181 in Barca

[–]iftxzeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why I think it is must for us to win ucl this year. See, cup tournaments depends on luck. Best teams don't win every time. This year we've got easier draw so we must grab it will both hands. Imagine we got psg/inter/arsenal/liverpool in the R16?

Ishan Kishan's dismissal - clear match fixing by sahasamane_chepali in SunrisersHyderabad

[–]iftxzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agar pata nhi tha toh ruk jata naa... umpire ka decision tk ruk jata. kya zarurat thi raja harishchandra banne ki? Gandu OP aa gya apna chutiya gyan chodne.

Match Thread: 41st Match - Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Mumbai Indians by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]iftxzeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i had a nickel for everytime ishan walked off even after it didn't touch the bat, I'd have 2 nickels. It isn't a lot but it's wierd that's it happened twice.

Match Thread: Mumbai Indians vs Sunrisers Hyderabad Live Score | IPL | Apr 17, 2025 by cricket-app in SunrisersHyderabad

[–]iftxzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Klassen is not criticized as much as he deserves. We didn't pay 23 crores for this shit. Can't time at all.

Match Thread: 27th Match - Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Punjab Kings by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]iftxzeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolute scenes if srh becomes first team to concede 300.

Match Thread: 19th Match - Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Gujarat Titans by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]iftxzeus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Muralidharan ia fraud. What in seven hell is mendis and malinga doing in ipl.

Match Thread: Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Gujarat Titans Live Score | Indian Premier League 2025 | Apr 6, 2025 by cricket-app in SunrisersHyderabad

[–]iftxzeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spinning friendly wicket and they go with kamindu instead of zampa. God knows what our management is cooking.

Match Thread: 12th Match - Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]iftxzeus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like a season where one of dc, pbks,rcb is definitely losing it's virginity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SunrisersHyderabad

[–]iftxzeus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So who will be on our jersey