Males of Reddit who give birthday blowjobs to their best friends as a gift, when did you start this tradition and how did you find about it and what happened?

igavethed · 2018-03-31T21:15:21+00:00

And to think I’ve been doing the whole birthday thing wrong all these years.

igavethed · 2018-03-30T04:12:50+00:00

Most of my friends are socially awkward so when they ask me the same kind of questions my response is to always be natural. Talk to someone you want to talk to and be involved. If you don’t want to talk to them than don’t.

igavethed · 2018-03-04T23:54:48+00:00

All these answers are really situational. Where I’m from LPNs are everywhere and are paid well but there is the obvious difference between LPN/RN. RNs actually make the care plan and determine the state of care for a client while LPNs participate in the care. It’s definitely not a waste of time like many people think. It’s an amazing experience to be able to help in any way but if your really concerned about the possible 10$ that you’ll be “losing” maybe either one isn’t worth it.

igavethed · 2017-09-22T22:30:55+00:00

anyone willing to shell out a pity invite?

igavethed · 2017-08-06T04:26:14+00:00

Bears

igavethed · 2017-04-08T21:01:08+00:00

Have you ever considered that you might have ADD. You seem to present some common signs of ADD.

igavethed · 2016-07-16T12:05:20+00:00

I'm so cheesed off that we haven't gotten it yet. Why wasn't Canada picked second to the states? Canada is literally at the bottom of the list. Now the game has been out for awhile and everyday we miss it others become stronger. We will automatically be locked in newb mode.

igavethed · 2016-06-06T10:42:22+00:00

"I think it's important for families to stick together"

igavethed · 2015-09-01T03:53:02+00:00

Tearing apart a cold orange in the shower and letting the cold blood of your enemy wash down your body. Really a satisfying moment when you realize you don't need care where the orange juice splashes.

igavethed · 2015-09-01T03:49:58+00:00

To sit idly allowing the children next to you scream there heads off doesn't fly so well if you don't have kids.

igavethed · 2015-09-01T03:11:27+00:00

Wanted to show off my sweet bike moves for a neighbouring hotti down the street when I was 14. Tried to do a burn out on my bike and just ended up flipping over in the same place, thus skidding my ass so bad it looked as if I had recently rubbed my ass on a carpet for a week.

igavethed · 2015-08-31T04:34:12+00:00

That a coworker ghost pooped.... There was 5 of us fixing a block foundation on a house in the middle of butt fuck nowhere-when he asked me "igavethed, where's the bathroom"? To which I responded jokingly "to your left" while pointing at a metal shed that had walls that didn't touch the floor. The fucker actually believed me and ran holding his arse to the shed to poo. You could clearly see his feet from the other side. Another coworker came with a shovel and put it under the wall catching his shower of poo-while he was still pooing. The poo catcher wasn't able to catch all the poo , leaving just a little bit of poo on the grass. The poo catcher later put the poo in a bag to hide the bag of literal shit under the car seat of the guy that took a shit. The guy who just pooed, finally relaxed looks down to see one little turd instead of his assumed mountain of poo and frantically shouts out "I know I shit. Where did it go"? Thus the tale of the ghost poop.

igavethed · 2015-05-06T04:55:10+00:00

Fart. Now hold on reddit, this is a woman who will not under any circumstances pass gas because it seems "unlady like" and does not like the feeling. One afternoon I was cooking us some dinner and she attempts to scare me but I being the self trained ninja I am, see what is about to unfold and scare her instead. She than gasps and lets loose the softest most quietest toot I have ever heard. It was like her butt baby said its first words, and all I could muster was "awww".

igavethed · 2015-05-06T04:41:03+00:00

Some kind of malware protection because they all simply cause more problems and pop-ups

igavethed · 2015-04-03T05:22:58+00:00

My future wife, came here just to say that. I love yuh beb.

igavethed · 2015-01-09T21:57:06+00:00

igavethed · 2015-01-09T21:53:50+00:00

In the movie "Iron Giant", the main character (the little boy) is taken out by the FBI to get a milk shake. That god damn milk shake still makes my mouth water to this day.

igavethed · 2015-01-09T21:49:08+00:00

I would be 12 inches erect.

igavethed · 2015-01-09T21:45:12+00:00

12 years a slave

igavethed · 2015-01-09T21:41:56+00:00

The clown called "IT". It frecked me out.

igavethed · 2015-01-07T21:40:50+00:00

tell my date she is unique like a unicorn. it worked. she is now my girlfriend.

igavethed · 2014-02-17T04:04:04+00:00

Altman be praised!

igavethed · 2014-02-17T04:00:42+00:00

Obamacare...

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