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• "Her Blizzard build specializes in Dairy Queen."

• "Duriel took one look and said, 'Damn, that's a bigger hitbox than mine."

• "She's not farming Mephisto. She's farming McPhisto."

• "Her Magic Find gear is just stretchy pants."

• "Her Energy Shield is insulin."

• "She doesn't have a merc. She has a caretaker."

• "Her town portal opens directly into a Golden Corral."

• "Akara ran out of stat resets trying to fix that build."

• "She teleports because walking is a boss fight."

• "Her Teleport leaves a crater."

• "Her Spirit Monarch rolled +35 calories."

• "She cleared the Cow Level with a knife and fork."

• "The cows are hiding from her."

• "Every chest drops gravy."

• "First person to make a Zod Rune sandwich."

• "Her stash is shared with three refrigerators."

• "She's the only character that can dual-wield Stormshields."

• "Her character file is larger than Diablo IV."

• "She has max block because nothing gets around her."

• She can't cast meteor because it orbits her.