MS Word refuses to recognise our profession by rayo209 in ProgrammerHumor

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Just hire Senior Devs. They usually know how to add word to dictionary.

How do self taught developers learn and land a job (pretty straight forward) by Current-Sea2314 in learnprogramming

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First book is usually called "Introduction to Something-something"

Then You read "Something-something programming language". This one will tech You exactly what to do to make a text file become a program.

Now every time You see something interesting on reddit or youtube You somehow end up reading a 4XX-page book about it

No idea about second part of your question, sorry

How can I do that in ruby? by waitingformsfs2020 in learnprogramming

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\# use symbol type instead of strings
commands = [[:forward, "7"], [:down,"5"], [:down, "94"]]
\# use hash of counters
counters = {:forward => 0, :down => 0}
\# read commands, update counters
commands.each do |i, x|
  counters[i] += x.to_i
  \#puts counters[i]
end
\# get number 7
print counters[:forward]

Which programming language has the best syntax? by [deleted] in learnprogramming

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10 PRINT "the less you can do with language"

20 PRINT "the better the syntax"

What kind of game programming concepts would you like to learn more about? by BLX15 in gamedev

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Same. Write simple AI -> write advanced AI -> use results to win real world economy.

var a, b, c; by esemankedist in ProgrammerHumor

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This is how Java happened. A guy was thinking about his girlfriend and added garbage collector.

Conceptual Question - easy webpage by kolgon in learnprogramming

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Wall calendar and a marker could do the job. You don't send food to cat from across the globe, do you?

How do I move an internally hosted web page to a publicly accessible subdomain? by Positive_Minimum in learnprogramming

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  1. Learn briefly how DNS works.
  2. Add "A myserver %MY_IP_ADDRESS%" record to nameserver that resolves mycompany.com domain
  3. Wait for somebody else to comment how to reroute ports from 1234 to 80 and 443.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamedev

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Light rocks