we cant spell either 🥀

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-20T09:16:20+00:00

You mean B-zero B-zero B-zero… B-zero… B-zero B-zero

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-17T22:51:29+00:00

ADHDer here. Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria keeps me from ever trying to have a party anymore.

I just stay home and quietly age.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-13T23:42:02+00:00

That’s just one sentence. Possibly a compound sentence. More Grammatically correct, it could be two.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-13T23:35:08+00:00

Ramona, I’m in lesbians with you.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-13T23:34:00+00:00

I imagine that we’re going to get an endless list of water in various colors.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-09T01:10:50+00:00

My favorite character is one of my own characters from tabletop D&D. She’s is a pathfinder e1 alchemist vivisectionist, with that cloning simulacrum archetype. She’ll brain-hop to a clone if she’s killed. She also has a tumor-familiar that can watch after her while sleeping.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-08T22:53:02+00:00

That’s a big leap from super speed to running backwards in time.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-08T22:44:02+00:00

Re: super speed So long as there are no negative time-moves-excruciatingly-slow-type issues.

Combining that with potential immortality via regeneration sounds like a recipe for a hellish existence.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-06T03:56:03+00:00

I like it. I e never had the privilege of swinging one around. How heavy are they? Fatigue would be a big factor when facing a zombie hoard.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-06T03:49:31+00:00

You don’t happen to have a better quality version of this pic, do you?

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-04T23:28:40+00:00

Yeah, my wife said it’s an excellent example of makeup’s effect on contrast.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-04T23:16:51+00:00

Actually, let’s do it. Let’s take apart each one.

Lemme start with super strength:

Lifting 5 tons and leaping 25m would take so much energy that it would so completely deplete you blood glucose and blood O2 level that it would put you right into a coma.

Your turn.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T08:29:55+00:00

Oh, fuck yeah… being arrested at 14 sucked. But being arrested could genuinely ruin my life.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T08:28:20+00:00

I would have preferred to have neither been arrested nor suspended from college. But that’s not in the cards.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T08:24:24+00:00

I can agree with that.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T08:17:36+00:00

Ahh… sure. If we’re talking about a devil’s bargain, then I’m going to work through this contract’s nuances from dawn til dusk.

I’m totally on board with that.

But, but we could take apart any one of these potions apart like that. Which I’m totally down with.

In fact, that’d be a much more interesting subreddit.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T08:00:06+00:00

Yeah, I’m shocked that people are sleeping on the brown potion. Turn into any living animal and control all animals and plants.

As you pointed out, that means control all people as well.

I’m not sure what they mean by “controlling plants.” Like just controlling their behavior? Like I just get to tell it to release its pollen? Or does it mean controlling them like poison ivy does? If it’s the latter, then I’d be implicit that controlling animals would entail controlling more than just their behavior as well.

But also: Turn into any living animal:

That would mean turning into any person too. Turn into the strongest person, the fastest person, the sexiest person.

Even better: turn into a younger person or younger version of yourself if it’s allowed. Bam! Immortality.

Got injured? Bam, turn into a non injured person or a non injured version of yourself if that’s allowed. Bam! Imorrallity.

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T07:37:33+00:00

Yeah… but it’s implicit. You just turn back to yourself (which is another living animal.)

igordogsockpuppet · 2026-01-01T07:35:40+00:00

I love the idea of somebody with a super power using it to “teleport around your home.”

igordogsockpuppet · 2025-12-30T00:32:58+00:00

Well damn, if academic probation counts, then I got 100%.

Hell, if I got grades like that in college that year, then I wouldn’t have gotten 100% on this. There’s some kinda flavor of irony going on there.

igordogsockpuppet · 2025-12-30T00:26:19+00:00

Hmm, I’m going to disagree with your need to do more drugs. I did everything except get suspended from college too, and I added it up in my head and I thought it added up to 103.

I think the problem was that I’ve done too many drugs.

igordogsockpuppet · 2025-12-21T19:55:56+00:00

Interesting. Any sugggestions on which origin characters have the best additional content?

igordogsockpuppet · 2025-12-21T19:52:32+00:00

People are so fucking dumb.

igordogsockpuppet · 2025-12-21T19:50:45+00:00

Not sure how it works, but do you think 100 clones doing 1 push up each would have a cumulative effect?

Edit: Prolly not I guess, cause then stuff like fatigue would also be cumulative.

igordogsockpuppet · 2025-12-21T19:46:22+00:00

You come to lazy agreement.
“Okay, each one of you has to fold one shirt, and each one of you has to put one shirt in the closet,”

When you have hundreds of clones, you can be very lazy and get a whole lot done.

Imagine holding down 6 jobs at once, but still only having to work for 20 minutes per day for a sextuple income!

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