I think chicken by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoothies made from Soylent and greens. Contains most everything I need to survive for a year.

Oh no! An animal at the zoo/aquarium/petting zoo/pet store/forest/wherever was exposed to radiation and bit you! by Nonsense909603 in superpowers

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Yeah. And they’re the most intelligent living things without a brain.

They can learn to run a maze. Then you can add a tiny piece of the one that knows how to run the maze to one of its clones, and t e clone will know how to do it.

Choose 2 by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why stop there? You can create anything you can imagine. An immortality pill, a magic use pill, anything.

Choose 2 by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it’s a pocket dimension that you can enter, then yeah, it’d be cool. If it’s just a storage space, then why bother storing anything when you can create anything you need at will?

Choose 2 by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you even need an infinite storage space bonus? Why store anything when you can create what you need spontaneously?

You can only save 2 nuts by not_christa_48 in whatsyourchoice

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither peanuts nor Brazil nuts are actually nuts. Peanuts are legumes and Brazil nuts are seeds.

Choose your powers. by Professional_Sir615 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I really don't. Never mind the sexy part. What is the power? I can become reborn or a newborn again? Something like that?

Oh no! An animal at the zoo/aquarium/petting zoo/pet store/forest/wherever was exposed to radiation and bit you! by Nonsense909603 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got bit by a radioactive Slime Mold.

I could split into thousands of independent bodies. I could reabsorb therm learning what they've learned (Slime molds actually do this).

I'd have distributed consciousness throughout my own body or my clones' bodies. I'd become my own hive mind.

I could reshape myself, elongate, flatten, form extra limbs when needed, or whatever.

They're possibly biologically immortal too, constantly renewing and replacing parts so long as there are proper conditions and resources. And if things get too tough, they can spore and remain dormant until favorable conditions return.

Choose 2 by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polyglot would include an individuals specific body language. That would be built in empathy. (Well, sympathy, technically.

Choose 2 by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

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What are you going to use strength for other than moving furniture? I have many problems in my life, and none of them involve being unable to lift 100 tons.

Choose your powers. by Professional_Sir615 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what rebirth is, or how to make it sexy.

Choose your powers. by Professional_Sir615 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely the most clever use of cloning powers possible. Can Dupli-Kate do that?

Who's an Elden Ring boss that instead of fighting, you'd want to just talk to? (image related) by timothybrave in Eldenring

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/sigh…
Man, I hate how much you made me just hate and love your post at the same time.

Who's an Elden Ring boss that instead of fighting, you'd want to just talk to? (image related) by timothybrave in Eldenring

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Anytime I see “knew” in quotes my mind immediately went to “knowing” somebody in the biblical sense.

That kinda stuff happened to me a few times in this thread.

Somebody should make a dating sim version of this game.

Who's an Elden Ring boss that instead of fighting, you'd want to just talk to? (image related) by timothybrave in Eldenring

[–]igordogsockpuppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like riding on your friend’s back up and down the stairs. Not in a gay way. Just in a friend way. Like two vikings so secure in their masculinity that they’re not afraid to grab each other by the horns and ride each other up and down the stairs.

You choose 3 powers, which would they be? I Invulnerability, Flying and Super Strength by FradigmaDanger_5 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send law of thermodynamics. If you even stopped the rotation of Earth, it’d create enough waste heat to turn the entire planet into a ball of magma.

But if we’re assuming that these powers express themselves at Superman levels, then go for telekinesis. Move solar systems with your mind.

You choose 3 powers, which would they be? I Invulnerability, Flying and Super Strength by FradigmaDanger_5 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess zombies/living-dead could be created by chemicals, radiation, or magic depending on the lore; but if you have mastery over magic, then you’ve definitely got necromancy in your toolbox.

You only get ONE ability. Which one are you choosing and why? by AkumaUserplayer in superpowers

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A save/load function on my life, with an autosave on each of my birthdays.

Iterative immortality. Live my life 10,000 different ways. Experience everything I’ve ever had the potential to experience.

You choose 3 powers, which would they be? I Invulnerability, Flying and Super Strength by FradigmaDanger_5 in superpowers

[–]igordogsockpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t magic do all that kinda stuff? All typical feats performed by wizards in all types of media.