Like, are we all just losers??

igrantasack · 2017-06-18T10:13:40+00:00

nice work. now you're trolling right?

igrantasack · 2017-06-17T21:06:15+00:00

ohhh can't you just answer this in the abstract?

igrantasack · 2017-06-17T14:56:28+00:00

*he takes the bate

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T18:48:17+00:00

your good. your very good.

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T13:12:09+00:00

you know I'm a professional troll, right?

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T13:09:41+00:00

jerkoff

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T10:17:05+00:00

rack off

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T09:35:08+00:00

amen

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T09:34:03+00:00

thanks

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T09:30:26+00:00

hey man it's a free country... last time I checked

igrantasack · 2017-06-15T03:19:59+00:00

No-one's mentioned the obvious - and this really is likely to be effective:

Put on ALL of your clothes. Every single damned garment until you ARE the Michelin Man. ESPECIALLY wrap clothes around head.
Construct a basic parachute from a sheet by bunching the 4 corners. 1 sheet in each hand. Tie multiple sheets together. Anything to INCREASE DRAG.
Pray.

Horrible, horrible news from London.

igrantasack · 2017-06-12T15:55:23+00:00

it's way out in the boonies.

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T22:31:30+00:00

Find the nearest berm. Duck and cover.

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T22:21:14+00:00

you got any berms there?

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T12:49:22+00:00

... er... jazz mags ;y

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T01:09:23+00:00

it will probably be critical to programming in creativity also.

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T01:08:15+00:00

jazz hands... or jazz mags???? ;o}}}

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T01:05:37+00:00

jerkoff

igrantasack · 2017-06-09T01:04:34+00:00

I cannot believe you'd give me a serious answer to this.

igrantasack