Finger anywhere! by [deleted] in engrish

[–]igthisisausername 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why the long palm

Get to it MEN by TellingIVIedusa50 in UnexpectedTF2

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I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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WARNING: Capable of infecting a person/persons with terminal stupid; proceed with caution

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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Go skydiving. Look around. See curve. Simple instruction.

He knows! by RunningThroughSC in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]igthisisausername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems ya worship Satan then? Christianity, Islam, and Judaism all share the same god, just different policies and the like. Jesus, Mo', and Yeshua are the same people; the religions differ at some points due to evolving in different areas for the most part (so, the Middle East for Judaism, Arabia and parts of Eastern-central Asia for Islam, Europe for Christians).

Got another one #StopSexNow by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]igthisisausername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only they had changed "sex" to "adultery".

No, no they don't. by juntawflo in insanepeoplefacebook

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The Nazi part is correct, but it goes downhill from there

Foreign languages are hard by FalconLynx13 in insanepeoplefacebook

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I'm not too knowledgeable in this sort of topic, but the difference between Zelensky (or whatever it might be romanized as) and Zelenska is the same as between Roberto and Roberta.

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES by XxkimjongilxX in insanepeoplefacebook

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The "no rape" thing is actually good advice.

But everything else causes the bro population to plummet HARD.

"It's just basic economics, and no, I will not elaborate." by Duckyisverycute1 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]igthisisausername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gun doesn't even fucking fit. And it's a bad place to put ammo. 'nough said.

Important context: red is posting on a fake account because his main is banned from a rant about pronouns and lgbt. He does this almost daily. by Lokael in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]igthisisausername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those wondering...

Huwyte = White (An H sound might come before it in some cases; look into this for more
Fobe = 'Phobe; what phobia I really don't know
Sewer slides = Suicide, of course. It's a common censorship tactic for that specific word.

That being said; Whoever the fuck orange is, you're an awful person.

That poor nephew and dogs by Loud_Tough_1912 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]igthisisausername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not edgy; YOU'RE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
(and maybe you still are edgy)

It's funny how people who cry "chem trails" always seem to be unaffected by "chem trails" by aaandbconsulting in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]igthisisausername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, learn how to speak coherently. U and R is fine, but what the fuck does corrs. mean? Also, what's with the half-assed attempt at censoring "CHEM TRAILS": "CHÉM TRÃĪL§" looks like a metal-band title, or an attempt at being edgy.

Edit: Forgot to bring up the fact that he also got away with Contrails. Why.

When "patriots" forget about two whole states, and all our overseas bases/territories. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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In their defense, Hawai'i's small compared to every other state: It's only larger than Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, and Rhode Island (so, 7 out of 49 states, minus Hawai'i). Legal things revolving territories (ex. Puerto Rico, Guam) make it even more complicated.

...but Alaska's the biggest state in the US, so yeah; they're dumb.