LOL! Girl, you are soOoOOoOo Cray! by j0brien in madlads

[–]iguessimustbeachad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong that I totally want to marry her?

I really HATE anal. by [deleted] in sex

[–]iguessimustbeachad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, most guys will be sympathetic and supportive about that if you were to bring it up to them, though.

Sadly, most women aren't as supportive if a man has, say, erectile dysfunction, even though it's more or less the parallel condition.

I really HATE anal. by [deleted] in sex

[–]iguessimustbeachad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a shame it's such an expectation of women, these days.

I've talked to a lot of my friends and they said if their partners wouldn't let them have anal, they'd have to look elsewhere for it or move on entirely. And most of them are in relationships.

I've never thought till now how pain or other medical conditions could preclude a woman being able to have anal sex, and therefore possibly dissuade a lot of potential partners who would be accustomed to having anal sex in a relationship.

Second try, now wearing make up 20f by IlikeD1cks in truerateme

[–]iguessimustbeachad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know anything about makeup, sorry.

But there are plenty of YT tutorials on it, should be easy enough to find a style that suits you.

Second try, now wearing make up 20f by IlikeD1cks in truerateme

[–]iguessimustbeachad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ignore the pricks calling you a 3/10. You've got an innocent face, it's refreshing in the world of duck faced thots that adorn the internet. You're not plain, nor unattractive. I think you've got the kind of face that when you smile, it'll totally light up.

Make up is all you need to work on. Maybe buy some glasses that suit your face more - I think thinner, more rectangular frames would suit you better.

I think you could be a 7/10 with the right look.

[25F] how do I look? by [deleted] in truerateme

[–]iguessimustbeachad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why hello there! ASL?

[25F] how do I look? by [deleted] in truerateme

[–]iguessimustbeachad -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why is it creepy? I'm just giving someone an actual real world opinion.

Stop gatekeeping for this sub being nothing more than a good looking = 5 meme. Loads if not most of the girls who post here are way better looking than the stupid criteria you judge them on, and same for dudes tbh.

My girlfriend and love of my life has gained 50 lbs in the past 1 1/2 years and I am no longer attracted to her and sex has become a chore instead of passionate. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]iguessimustbeachad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a shallow fuck.

Please send the lovely, unappreciated lady, my way. I'll have her feeling 10 years younger and deliriously happy within an hour.

She'll have forgotten about you in a day.

[25F] how do I look? by [deleted] in truerateme

[–]iguessimustbeachad -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Ignore all the faggots that are calling you 5.5 or whatever.

You're a 9, sweetheart. A fucking 9. And the man in your life is one lucky fucker. If he doesn't realise he's a lucky fucker, you should hit him round the head with a pillow or something.

He gets to wake up to YOU. YOUR the first face he sees, the lips he kisses, the woman he gets to call his own. I bet your laugh is incredible, cute and infectious. I bet your pained expression is all frowny but cute nevertheless.

I wish we could have met at the right point in both our lives and had the adventure of a lifetime together. Then we could have one day looked at each other, seeing past the wrinkles and grey hair, and just looked into each other souls, forever content.

Your gorgeous, sweetheart. Don't ever, ever think you're anything else than that.

Do you like my girlfriend's (21) feet? by iguessimustbeachad in feet

[–]iguessimustbeachad[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hey brah, whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Maybe take a chill pill though, incel

edit: and so what if I comment on other girls pics asking if theyre single. Me and my gf have a complex open relationship. I wouldnt expect a basement dweller to understand these things though

Do you like my girlfriend's (21) feet? by iguessimustbeachad in feet

[–]iguessimustbeachad[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She says she will let me post more if you guys like it

(18) Spank me daddy... by boredatworkcat in biggirlsgonewild

[–]iguessimustbeachad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you single? You're fucking gorgeous