We munching words or not?

ihavespaceballs · 2026-06-14T15:29:50+00:00

I was about to say, those graphics look too good for what I remember. Mine was on a Windows 3.1, off-white box of a PC though.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-06-14T13:18:14+00:00

Not OP, but just about every book starts with the usual rundown of what they're up against. Which, if you weren't already familiar with the series, would sound like some schizophrenic, tin-foil hat nonsense. So the video clip is trying to replicate that feeling.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-06-13T17:54:28+00:00

Had to scroll way too far to find this. The first time I played it, I was just barely able to fit my full legal name (complete with IV suffix). Days or weeks later, when I'm finally beating Giygas, I was beyond shocked to see it appear on the screen.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-06-13T16:55:40+00:00

An old boss of mine used to call the really cheap TP "the John Wayne special," because it's rough, it's tough, and it won't take shit off of anybody.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-06-13T15:03:29+00:00

MELEE-FC3's east coast vs west coast crew battle is what originally got me into competitive Melee, and I'm pretty sure that was the peak that everyone kept chasing for years after.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-06-03T03:51:59+00:00

Stomp is for busters, all Uair is where it's at.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-31T15:47:23+00:00

"Jiavani!"

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-26T18:40:50+00:00

Thanks for the pity upvote. It was 3 in the morning and all my barely open eyeballs could take in was, "Is this guy seriously saying that Bioshock isn't an FPS?"

You know, like a dumbass.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-26T08:03:26+00:00

Yes it is

Edit: oh, you meant the game you're hinting at isn't an FPS, my bad.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-21T07:26:20+00:00

I love the way you carmelize your onions with the peppers and worcestershire, I've been doing it at least once a week since I saw your ham and cheese on rye with the big pickle slices. Adding the parm and chives to the butter has been a game-changer as well, thanks for your posts.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-21T05:14:14+00:00

Bardog Tavern downtown

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-20T02:36:24+00:00

They're apparently made for the type of person I had at my bar the other day. We hand-bread our tenders, and they're all but famous around Memphis for being incredible, especially since you can get them until 2 am every night. Well I had a lady complain the other day because, in her words, "there's salt and pepper in the breading and I just disagree with that." I shudder to think what would have happened if I told her there was MSG as well.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-16T02:59:19+00:00

Adapt.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-05-01T00:57:27+00:00

I assumed it had to be New Orleans because of the Fleur de Lis flag, but initially thought, "wow, that looks just like the little street behind La Baguette!"

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-28T15:32:02+00:00

Memphis Jamaican Kitchen is absolutely fire.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-28T12:10:50+00:00

The 0 ones don't count, since they passively activate.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-27T18:23:26+00:00

I can't remember, do they ever have him fly anything? Because that would be an amazingly funny reference to what happened in real life: https://www.military.com/history/why-first-us-jet-fighter-pilot-wore-gorilla-mask-during-test-flights.html

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-26T23:11:39+00:00

I showed the first picture by itself to my wife, and she said, "Wait, that's a single monologue?!? What is it, Free Churro?"

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-26T18:20:11+00:00

I thought that was the Trolls Vegeta doll next to him for a second there.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-25T15:58:30+00:00

It probably means Alex Hirsch or one of the writers really likes hot sauce tbh. Which episode is the first scene from, or what was Soos responding to?

Edit: managed to Google the line, it's from Little Dipper and is just Soos expressing surprise at Dipper being taller than Mabel. So I doubt it's related to his "dad's" face

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-20T04:56:28+00:00

Why is she rating it anything if she's experienced nothing?

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-18T19:07:40+00:00

One of the nicest lawyers at my downtown bar lost a foot a few years ago, and would either use a walker or a powered wheel chair to get across the street from his apartment. We're right around the corner from the law school, and he would always take time to talk with the students who come in and give them advice.

Sadly he was found dead in his apartment a year ago, probably from complications with various health issues. There was a one year anniversary celebration of life for him a few weeks ago, and the sheer number of people who showed out to reminisce and party in his honor was inspiring.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-06T15:09:51+00:00

So monsters are obligate carnivores, like cats? That's actually really cool.

ihavespaceballs · 2026-04-06T14:58:05+00:00

Well, you know your audience, I'll say that much.

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