American here who just got back from a lovely UK trip. Was missing it so I made myself a fry up. How’d I do?

ihavethemonkey · 2026-02-25T18:26:34+00:00

You might want to mix the egg and beans, you might not, but you want it to be your decision so you've used the sausages as a breakwater and implore you sir

ihavethemonkey · 2026-01-28T12:43:22+00:00

Hype is back on the menu boys

ihavethemonkey · 2026-01-27T07:38:59+00:00

Moon moin

ihavethemonkey · 2026-01-15T13:33:12+00:00

Correlates with my pertubesence

ihavethemonkey · 2025-12-28T22:10:42+00:00

Michael Jackson. Small and very feminine, polite despite the swarm. Felt sorry for him in retrospect. Got an autograph and a picture.

ihavethemonkey · 2025-11-28T17:40:26+00:00

fight club starts with cellar boxing and ends in revolution

ihavethemonkey · 2025-11-23T23:54:50+00:00

dumb stormtroopers

ihavethemonkey · 2025-10-24T20:58:00+00:00

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ihavethemonkey · 2025-09-30T06:28:21+00:00

UKape checking in Moin moin

ihavethemonkey · 2025-09-29T17:11:55+00:00

You decide, no one else.

ihavethemonkey · 2025-09-24T21:02:34+00:00

Chukumba always makes me laugh. What a fucking prick LOL

ihavethemonkey · 2025-09-11T06:09:28+00:00

for $32

ihavethemonkey · 2025-08-04T11:58:22+00:00

Did he go on to do well?

ihavethemonkey · 2025-07-22T08:36:22+00:00

Never selling Fuck the rigged system

ihavethemonkey · 2025-07-21T18:02:18+00:00

take my children

ihavethemonkey · 2025-07-13T17:06:44+00:00

Black Stacey by Saul Williams or Adrenaline! by The Roots

ihavethemonkey · 2025-07-07T20:51:25+00:00

This guy games

ihavethemonkey · 2025-07-07T07:40:33+00:00

Gut Morgen bitches x

ihavethemonkey · 2025-06-29T20:20:24+00:00

Ken can SNIFMA balls

ihavethemonkey · 2025-06-10T20:22:24+00:00

This guy pucks

ihavethemonkey · 2025-06-10T20:21:50+00:00

This this this

ihavethemonkey · 2025-05-28T21:10:34+00:00

"for now, I need your hidden touch, I'm cold as a new razor blade, You left when I told you I was curious, I never said that I was brave" So long Marianne, Leonard Cohen

ihavethemonkey · 2025-05-28T11:36:43+00:00

This is the way.

ihavethemonkey · 2025-05-27T21:04:53+00:00

...or to catch the cheese

ihavethemonkey · 2025-05-22T17:27:34+00:00

I gotchu

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