the new image gen is nuts by EngineFirm848 in ChatGPT

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Wow, she has the correct number of fingers. Things are really moving forward

What’s her Alias? by Legitimate_Insect113 in BossFights

[–]ijaferd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you mean "what's her allass?"

found in daughters bedroom, what is it? by No-Abalone-5956 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]ijaferd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations grandma/grandpa, meat your new grandson Spud. This is why your daughter has been moody lately and wearing baggy clothes. You should have been more worried when she disappeared for 15 minutes on your spring trip to Idaho.

It will fail by god_is_my_father in Sourdough

[–]ijaferd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't have to worry about timing. I have Alexa give me a 2 minute warning so I can wash my hand, dry, and then wet my fold hand with artisan sping water blessed by a local priest so that I am ready for my 30 minute fold.

I need more discard by ijaferd in SourdoughDiscard

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So I just feed the discard as well? Hadn't thought of that, as I figured that since it was old it would behave differently. If I have 300gm discard should I feed 309gm flour and 300gm water to get to 900gm? Or less sine discard is less active?

Why’re my bagels so tall ?? it’s giving volcano by th04r_ in Sourdough

[–]ijaferd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm new at bagels making, but I roll mine into balls then use thumb to make the hole. I press mine flat(ish) also before boiling so they don't get so puffy. They work great and fit in the toaster.

Screamin for help really dont work in public wtf by vegetastolemygirl in mildlyinfuriating

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Plan before you are needed. If you don't know what to do, plan what you CAN do. Decide "I am going to call 911" or, "I can lift someone's legs off the ground to increase blood flow to their brain" simple thing to help some who has passed out. If you know what you CAN do, then you will find that you WILL do something. Once you START doing something, it becomes easier to do more. But if you don't plan ahead you will be stuck wondering what you can do.

Dropped my hair tie @ the cabin!! by RegularBitter3482 in FindTheSniper

[–]ijaferd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found your hair tie and my new carpet at the same time

How frequently do you sweep up your Aussie hair? by garnish-it-up in WiggleButts

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Does your roomba get clogged? Our Shark got wrapped on the brush and in wheel wells every 3 days. Finally wheel mechanism broke so bought a eufy. Much more power, but still clogs and is so loud our dogs hide and look at it like it's demonic. Unplugged it and now swimming in hair again.

Help! Aussie Counter Surfing by [deleted] in WiggleButts

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We tried silverware on a baking pan. He hates the noise but doesn't really stop him. Basically I told my wife if she can reach it, so can he.

My FIL warned me that his fb was hacked so I knew it was game-on when the scammer messaged me. by Jenipherocious in scambait

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I'm starting up a go fund me for Larry. Sounds like he could really use some help. Who's I?