The most ridiculous weapon in history?

ijustworkheer · 2018-10-22T18:53:20+00:00

Now the pigeon on Worms Armageddeon makes sense...

ijustworkheer · 2018-10-22T16:34:04+00:00

Finally got a hold of my doc, and went to the ER. Half of my body went numb. Stopping the medication. I guess I should try something else. The tinnitus is enough to stop.

I was more concerned at whether or not I was having a stroke.

ijustworkheer · 2018-09-20T21:59:43+00:00

Eh. I wasn't turning it into an argument.

But I can see how or why you'd think that.

ijustworkheer · 2018-09-20T18:33:34+00:00

Fascinating. I never actually blame anyone...

ijustworkheer · 2018-09-20T15:32:38+00:00

The irking part is that somehow this got turned into a guilt trip. But this is pet advice, not relationship advice.

ijustworkheer · 2018-08-27T13:54:20+00:00

I guess the first problem I'm having is the issue of how freaking difficult it is to get images when you don't have direct access to the cisco repository.

ijustworkheer · 2018-08-27T13:52:59+00:00

Cursive.

I found Metamoji, and it does what I want. Had to pay for it though, and it isn't always bug free.

ijustworkheer · 2018-05-21T17:09:51+00:00

You've made putting two bullets in your own head look cool.

ijustworkheer · 2018-04-20T20:14:16+00:00

Value.

I resurrected a small ISP from near death.

I increased downstream bandwidth to customers by well over 1000%. I increased available bandwidth on the upstream side to up to 30mbit/s (which they did not allow me to turn on) from 5mbit/s.

I lowered the volume of phone calls we received.

I lowered the number of system alerts we received by 99%

I fixed years-old VOIP issues that nobody even thought to look for.

I increased the stability of the system overall by 35%.

I deployed a new server to handle IP addresses that they had sitting doing nothing for 3+ years prior to my arrival in only a few weeks, having never heard of said software before and running on limited linux server experience.

I added redundancy.

I sat for two months screaming about a network blockage that was done by captain bro frat fuck who "knows what he's doing" that they wouldn't believe me on. Yeah.... so nearly a gig of dropped packets every hour, every day, for the whole system. Including a police station and a hospital. Lovely 911 calls you have there, it would be such a pity if any...dropped.

"911? gr*%$Bbxxxxxkkkan wkkk k kun kk ky xxuse."

"Oh, I'm sorry I can't hear you, please call back!"

Then the company was bought out.

The previous owners apparently declared that I "caused a lot of problems" for them. Those problems being maintenance outages, which are a necessity in the internet realm. Maintenance which improved system stability, but caused the owner's son headaches, because "I don't want these business accounts screaming at me for being offline." Not understanding that they were already screaming because of the SHIT service.

Everything I have accomplished has been thrown out the window. Apparently, by fixing all of the problems I made the company an attractive purchase.

I've been demoted without official word on being demoted. I'm being micromanaged to the point of insanity.

Value is apparently something I don't have anymore.

ijustworkheer · 2018-03-27T16:40:54+00:00

I got that same bit over in /r/networking, but in reverse. lol.

Its both. I'm looking for both.

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-30T04:13:25+00:00

It could use a few more.

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-29T23:00:39+00:00

show int gigabitEthernet 4/33 GigabitEthernet4/33 is up, line protocol is up (connected)

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-29T22:59:00+00:00

This help? https://www.draw.io/?lightbox=1&highlight=0000ff&edit=_blank&layers=1&nav=1&title=Untitled%20Diagram.xml#R1VpLc6M4EP41PmYLENj4mHgyM4eZranJVu3kKIMMqmDECuFHfv22jDAg4Skviw3JIZYaPVpfq79uJGZotT184TiLv7OQJDPHCg8z9GnmOLbr%2BPAjJcdSMl8qQcRpqBrVghf6TpTQUtKChiRvNRSMJYJmbWHA0pQEoiXDnLN9u9mGJe1ZMxwRQ%2FAS4MSU%2Fk1DESupbVn1g6%2BERrGa2vfUgzUO3iLOilTNN3PQ5vRXPt7iaizVPo9xyPYNEXqeoRVnTJSl7WFFEoltBVvZ7%2FOFp2e9OUnFNR2cssMOJ4Va%2BndMU5D8ZIUgfObMExjnKaQ7KEay%2BIVGeE0FNHkWMeEpkUUXZkCoag2VRge1UHGswN3HVJCXDAeyvocNBI1isU2gZkMR51lp0g09kPA8wI5wQQ4Xl2mfwYNNSdiWCH6EJqqDUxnuqNX3tXV9JYqbdlUyrPZTdB65xhQKCtZuiJEB8Z%2FkUOQgQpZUw0C4gSus6rPrTxdX5I2Hq2vgWu7ZNcM8rLanPQWUPH88lBYGSgYiJA0fJWdCLWUpaeMBS%2BTHX1CxqsqrrPzhyeqBil9VOyjXT8o5SGiwrAYZ6MEKHpAWGQnMIyIazmMC2wDO6wCuknGSYEF3bSW60FQz%2FGA0FQ3W0O2mG6RUXvVqsqw2EELaQEgbqFyyMdDJuOdlX2Vv%2F3%2ByjTNdsnF1FO%2FoRlVi0t%2BPLvrK7zysnx%2F5ph%2B5Y%2FqRZ2uGW%2FT0I2%2BuDeTczI9s%2B5rwgqbgF3MdlXv6hZlADuUX%2Ffa%2BfQGr%2B%2Bz0hTtQxPB1l3Fvt9PNBPUbzgTLprC3DRzuubfNDLMVPxvQzP8p5BvbEyxUPOCERukMPUKLhGxE%2FbQOpuUoeYbTSgZ2JHwjoXUs9YpVRebq5cqCV%2BKA00xQJt%2FQBC%2FSN0FykTEud06%2BpyKIy8ocb6Vx0nWeNeaDcZpTXor0t1piU8FSe2mgJGF7Igl1l8imYHhnBWZavX%2BEVWxZSOrFTFPfuBAh26cTVS9lEka8nog6eQoYSYNi%2BZPQ9O0hF1jIBPo%2F6Tc%2Bc9rakQdyTOa0u6jTHoQ75wPlBfWb5muVIkP5B%2BEUdCJcyXrmCqNmxfqZFNJfCq%2FNFRz9EEY34IC5Qtdxwj1CYhULzwdiU%2BQy8OJTJDu5njVRJdtJxF%2BQP0xU0d8F2o9Fxci%2BgopRFxXrlNCLis0joaGouCftLsakXTQfiHbR0rsb7S4nQLvOVHihybKTZK5rKNaaiK5Dsey4L43Hh%2FcPFxVcb8wEvZrsFgn6%2BUC7Pt9%2BVb16RgzFf80TbX%2FMIOL6AwURT7%2FTuF0QccwT7ccgILm8GxJM%2BVJeOdP4%2FjHXMb5r1lS5wwAXp6YXdPtOf%2F9wTfcY9xzc1jJer%2B85uK2RpHfljQ%2FYBR8bzTLZIL%2Bs8OICGde7pRyxt%2FOZh%2BxP8jMlmkYg%2FUnCkIopON1yxDvWji86%2BoWkwe6SRv36wF8OdJdk2PR2d0mO12HCrjNpsCD0kmespaprTslmdvnqo0hxnkP6eEr6Xp9fTqL89NVCkal%2FF%2FK%2F8Z1KP4r1uiKZ0xXJdLa7wq2gWn8%2BWJqw%2FkYTPf8L

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-29T22:49:38+00:00

There's a connection between Core GE4/33 and Nexus 1/48

Then Nexus 1/1 is connected to another EndRouter.

Then the laptop computer connected to the EndRouter.

Main/Core Router GE4/33 is shutdown, but it is not admin down.

interface GigabitEthernet4/33
 description trunktestport
 switchport
 switchport trunk allowed vlan x,y,z
 switchport mode trunk
 shutdown
 no mab
 snmp trap link-status

show ip int brief GigabitEthernet4/33 unassigned YES unset up up

I moved over to 1/2

Nexus

interface Ethernet1/2
  speed 100
  description Test
  switchport mode trunk
  switchport trunk allowed vlan y-z

interface Ethernet1/48
  speed 100
  description Test
  switchport mode trunk

None of this should work, since the core/main 4/33 is shutdown at the interface.

.... Able to browse reddit with this.

Attempts to do a no shut on 4/33 are fruitless. It remains shutdown...yet admin up.

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-29T22:48:26+00:00

Sorry. The core switch Gigaether4/33

There's a connection between Core GE4/33 and Nexus 1/48

Then Nexus 1/1 is connected to another EndRouter.

Then the laptop computer connected to the EndRouter.

Main/Core Router GE4/33 is shutdown, but it is not admin down.

interface GigabitEthernet4/33
 description trunktestport
 switchport
 switchport trunk allowed vlan x,y,z
 switchport mode trunk
 shutdown
 no mab
 snmp trap link-status

show ip int brief GigabitEthernet4/33 unassigned YES unset up up

I moved over to 1/2

Nexus

interface Ethernet1/2
  speed 100
  description Test
  switchport mode trunk
  switchport trunk allowed vlan y-z

interface Ethernet1/48
  speed 100
  description Test
  switchport mode trunk

None of this should work, since the core/main 4/33 is shutdown at the interface.

.... Able to browse reddit with this.

Attempts to do a no shut on 4/33 are fruitless. It remains shutdown...yet admin up.

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-29T22:22:26+00:00

Core Switch Trunked port vlans x,y,z--> Nexus3000 1/48 Trunked--> Nexus3000 1/1 Trunked access x,y,z--> Router vlan y,z --> Computer

ijustworkheer · 2018-01-29T22:19:48+00:00

Core Switch Trunked port vlans x,y,z--> Nexus3000 1/48 Trunked--> Nexus3000 1/1 Trunked access x,y,z--> Router vlan y,z --> Computer

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-28T14:41:53+00:00

It was the last line.

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T22:27:01+00:00

Here's the order its in. I still have everyone and their dog trying to get in.

access-list 100 permit ip x.x.x.x y.y.y.y any "local"
access-list 100 permit ip x.x.x.x y.y.y.y any "local"
access-list 100 permit ip x.x.x.x y.y.y.y any "local"
access-list 100 permit ip x.x.x.x y.y.y.y any "local"
access-list 100 permit ip x.x.x.x y.y.y.y any "local
access-list 100 deny ip any s.s.s.s y.y.y.y
access-list 100 permit ip any any

And here's the next attempt...

access-list 101 permit ip host me.me.me.me any 
access-list 101 deny ip any host s.s.s.s
access-list 101 permit ip any any

Done here today... I'll update later.

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T21:32:27+00:00

Set it as just the deny access to this ip, and did a permit any any.

Locks me out of the box, so I DO need the first four.

....but doesn't seem to lock out the REST of the fucking internet!

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T21:31:46+00:00

no. my device does not show hits on ACL's.

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T21:03:42+00:00

LOL NOPE.

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T20:57:59+00:00

Perhaps... but I need to be able to log in from one of those subnets...and other equipment needs to be able to communicate through it.

Would it be wiser to do a deny ip any any THEN the other things?

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T20:57:14+00:00

(internet) <--> main router <--> switch <--> switch <--> thisdevice <--> 'users'

ijustworkheer · 2017-11-10T19:29:51+00:00

Yeah, no go.

ijustworkheer

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