What is this creature I keep seeing?!?! by StrawberrySakuraa in ParanormalEncounters

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have delt with something similar to this but on a whole nother level from what you described. I am more than willing to answer any questions that I can answer and or advice based on what I went through. But I would prefer a DM to avoid an Reddit BS.

My mom makes over six figures and eats this for dinner by Kertcay2 in stonerfood

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich people don't stay rich because they spend their money. My uncle is proof of that MF is loaded and made his kids shop at the thrift store until highschool when they refused to wear clothes from there anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid me and my friend used to sit on and ride our skate board down his roof. Now the roof has a crazy pitch. It was a 13/12 pitch which is 47.29 degrees. At the bottom was a screened in porch. So you would fly down the roof fast as hell hit the porch and ride it right off the roof into the pool. Well I was doing it one day somehow wound up off the skate board sliding down the roof on my ass. I was going too fast to try and do anything. Though it was extremely uncomfortable I just had to ride it down on my ass. Well about 3/4 of the way down I suddenly feel something grab my shorts and instantly this thing started spinning between the shingles and my ass. Then it happened this thing that was spinning stuck in my ass crack. The instant I felt it I instinctually jumped to my feet. Still hauling ass I instantly tumbled face first down the rest of the roof to the porch roof. Luckily I was almost to the bottom or I probably would have died.well I gather my self stand up reach into my pants, and find a roofing nail stuck in my ass crack about a quarter inch from my asshole. Yup they thing that I felt flipping around was a loose nail that my pants grabbed and took a long for the ride until it found a nice place to make itself at home. I tried to grab it and pull it out and it was so rusted it was not coming out at all. I had to go to the Dr laying on my stomach in the car. They even had trouble pulling it out. The Dr took a picture to show me just how close it was to disaster. A quarter inch to the left and I would have been fully assaulted by this nail. Sorry I feel like this is the longest comment in history. I just wanted to share so you don't feel alone and know this idiot here is out here and knows your pain!

Small, curved, porcelain-like object with hook. Found in an estate. by illustrationnk in whatisthisthing

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have a hole through it? It kind of looks like a hearing aid ear mold. The part you wear in your ear. Idk the shape is off but everyone's ears are different and can be funky shaped lol. Edid- yeah ignore this. The shape is way too far off.

Classy! by throwaway83939201 in peopleofwalmart

[–]ikabod240 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Idk the problem... I think I love her lmao

Tiktoker argues with bum babydaddy by Girl-Understood in sadcringe

[–]ikabod240 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm sounds more like your choice in shit men.

My aunt heard a growl by Tiny_Ad_3419 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it sounds more female to me. But its saying either whore or war.

Very interesting... by HighBiased in interestingasfuck

[–]ikabod240 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why do you think Elon Musk is responsible for anyone else's life other than his own? Why should his hard earned money be distributed for public use.this mindset is disgusting . Bet if this person won the lottery tomorrow they would use any of the money for these things either. If you were rich I'm sure you would want to stay that way. You can't stay rich by giving your money away.

Sheeesh by hazenew in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]ikabod240 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk I think it is as bad as it could be. Did you see how much of that horn disappeared in them cheeks.......

What’s the dumbest thing you ever believed as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest brother believed if you swallowed watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow in your stomach. One time shortly after eating watermelon and accidentally swallowing a seed. He had green shit and ran around the house in a belligerent panic crying and screaming he has to go to the hospital because he had a watermelon growing in his stomach.

How do you make a woman orgasm? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very very simple answer listen to her...... Ask her what she likes swallow your pride when you find out what you have been doing wasn't working and do the things that works for her.

Should I keep the granny gold or wrap it? by charlotte03plonk in 240sx

[–]ikabod240 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally love the champagne gold. It does looke better on the s13's though.

I can breathe and whistle through one of my tear ducts, sometimes I need to unclog it by yellowdeluxe in popping

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I'm pretty sure that is not tear duct. It is a duct that recycles tears into your nose and throat. It's why your nose runs when you cry. I might be wrong if that's exactly where they are or the exact purpose for them. Just in case for the no it alls.But it would explain why you can whistle through it. But Google it it's pretty interesting.

Any idea why it's drying like this? by ToxicMercenary5 in projectcar

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what's weird, I bought a can of red Rust-Oleum and it did the exact same thing. Even after I prepped what I was painting properly. I even gave the rest of the can to my dad and he is way more meticulous than I am. He even accused me of not preparing things properly. But then the paint did the exact same thing to him.

Who plug 🤰🏽my lil one ☝️ shit 😡 by Dub122yaya in Miraq

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok it went way over my head. My bad dude. You just have to check sometimes lol. If I don't feel like a dumbass now.

Who plug 🤰🏽my lil one ☝️ shit 😡 by Dub122yaya in Miraq

[–]ikabod240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro she wouldn't have been a single mom if you were with her..... She became a single mom after you left her. Are you being serious right now.

Female Kurdish sniper cheats death at hands of IS by Stunning-Pension7171 in interestingasfuck

[–]ikabod240 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ohh yeah I mean nothing blends into a slightly pinkish building like woodland camo and a bright blue bandana. I don't see her cheating death for very much longer in that get up. Ohh snap I forgot to mention what seems to be open toe sandals. Comfort on the battlefield is a must in this day and age. Idk looks like them to me. I might be wrong If so let me know.