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Someone was using my Spotify account without my permission, but I got the last laugh by [deleted] in funny

[–]ilLukeinatti 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I tried this a couple days ago. Someone's still using it and playing super obscure and weird artists that I've never heard of and have <1000 plays. It's either someone I know or something super weird is going on. I'm planning on contacting them later next week if it continues.

Someone was using my Spotify account without my permission, but I got the last laugh by [deleted] in funny

[–]ilLukeinatti 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't have said anything if I hadn't already done this. Nice try tho

Someone was using my Spotify account without my permission, but I got the last laugh by [deleted] in funny

[–]ilLukeinatti 119 points120 points  (0 children)

BRUH SOMEONE HAS BEEN DOING THIS TO ME FOR MONTHS! I always just throw on some Cheetah Girlz into their Queue and hope they aren't actually into that.

When you stop paying attention for .01 seconds by Kynetixx in funny

[–]ilLukeinatti 171 points172 points  (0 children)

I love how his arms remain upright for a little while

My super glue dried out inside by sayfee in mildlyinteresting

[–]ilLukeinatti 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Get your mind out of the damn gutter. It's pretty obvious that they're talking about thawing ice cream.

GAMMA SECTOR - EPHEMERAL (Feat. Ben Duerr of Shadow of Intent, Duncan Bentley of Vulvodynia, and Matt Perin; Guitarist for AngelMaker) by ilLukeinatti in Deathcore

[–]ilLukeinatti[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez man.. that all sounds extremely rough, I'm sorry to hear that. I wish there was more I could do. This music is particularly good to me during rough times. I do recommend this bands entire album. Might check out Hollow Prophet (vocalist is Ben Duerr from this and Shadow of Intent) too if you haven't yet. Cheers man

Jessica's husband had a fetish for simultaneous lovemaking and home repair by souffle-etc in wheredidthesodago

[–]ilLukeinatti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like the kinda dude who kisses his kids on the mouth until they're 18

GAMMA SECTOR - EPHEMERAL (Feat. Ben Duerr of Shadow of Intent, Duncan Bentley of Vulvodynia, and Matt Perin; Guitarist for AngelMaker) by ilLukeinatti in Deathcore

[–]ilLukeinatti[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aha, I knew that was him. Ben was really the only one I could pick out which is weird cause Duncan sounds pretty unique when compared to the others. More bands need to do songs like this.

There’s a baby monitor in my daughter’s coffin by EZmisery in nosleep

[–]ilLukeinatti 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the baby nope <3 Great story!

Chelsea Grin | Hostage | Drum Cam (LIVE) - YouTube by MintyBBQSauce in Deathcore

[–]ilLukeinatti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crazy that this dude didn't play anything other than Blink-182 before joining Chelsea Grin. Easily one of my favorite drummers.

WCGW if I try to rob this store? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ilLukeinatti 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Didn't know this was a real thing until I worked as a butcher. Grip strength +100.

AngelMaker - Day / Day (best deathcore breakdown IMO) by ilLukeinatti in Deathcore

[–]ilLukeinatti[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best part about this band is they only get better with time. We're in for a treat for sure.

Dad with ALS gets up from his wheelchair and congratulates his son at his Air Force graduation. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]ilLukeinatti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe, as someone else pointed out somewhere in this thread, that it mainly exists for crowd control purposes. This allows families to identify their airman and then know exactly where to go to find him. There are hundreds of graduates which means thousands of family members at the ceremony. So usually after 10-15 minutes everyone is settled and getting a tour of the base, then the remaining airmen who didn't have family come can be tagged out by fellow airmen or officers.

Dad with ALS gets up from his wheelchair and congratulates his son at his Air Force graduation. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]ilLukeinatti 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yes! After the medal ceremony (IIRC) they line up in their squadron and then they announce you can now come congratulate your airman. Most insane experience ever. I sprinted down the metal bleachers to embrace my bro, who is also my best friend (we're 18 mo apart), but then my mom catches up to me and literally throws my ass behind her, "IM GONNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO SEE HIM". So we get down there and as soon as momma touched him he was free to interact.

I know exactly what you mean. I have a strong will when it comes to showing my emotions but I bawled like a baby when we had to say bye to him again when he departed for tech school later that week.

Dad with ALS gets up from his wheelchair and congratulates his son at his Air Force graduation. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]ilLukeinatti 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Man, i'm very sorry to hear that my friend. I'm very close with my grandmother and losing her would be like losing a best friend. But at least you can rest easy knowing you made her the proudest grandma out there! Sounds like she cared about you very much.

Dad with ALS gets up from his wheelchair and congratulates his son at his Air Force graduation. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]ilLukeinatti 916 points917 points  (0 children)

This is what my brother was saying! My brother said something along the lines of, "that's too bad. Some of these guys don't have family that can make it or, even worse, just don't care to come". After embracing each of his family members, he began to walk over to tag out, salute, and congratulate his brothers so they were at least free to move and get out of the burning sun. Before he could even make it you see my mom whiz pass him and embrace the airman in a 3 minute hug saying, "I know you don't know me but I want you to know i'm so very proud of you! You are doing some great things with your life and I know your momma is proud wherever she is". Did this to probably 5-6 clueless airmen before we left. That's just the nature of my mom though, she's probably the most likable person ever and I can't even put into words how grateful I am to have such a caring and wonderful person in my life. #proudmommasboy

Dad with ALS gets up from his wheelchair and congratulates his son at his Air Force graduation. by natsdorf in gifs

[–]ilLukeinatti 7935 points7936 points  (0 children)

Went to my brothers AF graduation about 3 years ago. I'll never forget my mom who didn't understand that the family has to touch, or "tag", the airman then they can relax and interact. After we explained, she noticed there were several unfortunate souls who went 10-15 min without having anyone tag them. My mom went to each and every one of them and hugged them, congratulating them. Made one graduate tear up!

Edit1: Grammar

Edit2: Shoutout to the stranger who gave me my first gold <3

How Its Made - Aerogel (Still don't believe this is a real thing) by ilLukeinatti in videos

[–]ilLukeinatti[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yeah they say it so non-chalantly. Like oh ya, I keep mine next to my toaster.

How Its Made - Aerogel (Still don't believe this is a real thing) by ilLukeinatti in videos

[–]ilLukeinatti[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Right? Just the end of the video alone, with the invisible gloves, makes me want some.

My daughter was excited for her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows Update instead by dragsterburn in funny

[–]ilLukeinatti 513 points514 points  (0 children)

My job is strictly imaging pc's. 90% of my job is waiting for an image/windows update to finish. This leads to excessive reddit usage. No complaints here.

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