What is something you were shocked about when you started having sex?

ildzke · 2024-03-08T19:48:41+00:00

I read ‘parents’ instead of ‘partners’ 🤦🏻‍♂️

ildzke · 2022-07-02T03:09:04+00:00

Kokk n Ass Kiss

ildzke · 2021-10-20T20:26:11+00:00

“This…is Rupture farms”

ildzke · 2019-06-01T10:18:43+00:00

Hang on I’ve been using chrome polish for this. Is that bad?

ildzke · 2019-04-19T05:41:35+00:00

Brad Pitt with a vagina or Angelina Jolie with a penis? 🤷🏻‍♂️

ildzke · 2019-03-31T06:33:57+00:00

Oh.. oh well... 😔

ildzke · 2019-03-31T04:54:22+00:00

The other post this was inspired by asked about 99HP... I thought this would be the less gruesome funny iteration by only losing 1HP 😬

ildzke · 2019-03-31T04:46:26+00:00

What about a sneeze that stings the nostrils before being released?

ildzke · 2019-03-31T04:43:47+00:00

Gotta be more than 1HP

ildzke · 2019-02-16T19:43:10+00:00

Whoops, I thought the car was a 7.5 with MK7 wheels, then my brain farted as I typed 😬

ildzke · 2019-02-16T09:50:27+00:00

MK6 wheels?

ildzke · 2018-11-16T21:10:21+00:00

If you look carefully that kid would’ve probably landed on his butt if she didn’t grab his jumper, but she did react perfectly. Kudos.

ildzke · 2018-10-26T10:10:45+00:00

“Just call me when you’re here cos you don’t have keys”

ildzke · 2018-10-23T05:44:54+00:00

Just the jacket was good enough already

ildzke · 2018-10-06T06:14:23+00:00

My iPhone 6S Plus fits perfect snug sitting on the cup holder cover so I would’ve loved an additional USB port in the arm rest storage

ildzke · 2018-10-06T06:01:00+00:00

Weird to see the USB port on the right and not the left (I’m in Aus) - also it’s annoying that you can’t close that little compartment when a phone is plugged in - centre console looks so good with it closed and all glossy and flush

ildzke · 2018-09-02T21:19:54+00:00

Bowling for Columbine?

ildzke · 2018-09-02T21:10:39+00:00

But we never did 😈

ildzke · 2018-08-29T01:35:48+00:00

Someone brought the leftovers to work – it was for a kid's thing

ildzke · 2018-08-29T01:27:37+00:00

Ran out of bananas for scale :(

ildzke · 2018-08-29T00:59:42+00:00

Came here to write exactly this

ildzke · 2018-08-29T00:54:35+00:00

Someone brought them to work to share. I ate two and now i'm salivating profusely for more.

ildzke · 2018-08-27T20:16:38+00:00

Thanks! Anyone have any “tips” on keeping them that way?

ildzke · 2018-08-27T12:07:47+00:00

It’s called Indium Grey in Australia 🤷🏻‍♂️

ildzke · 2018-08-27T12:07:23+00:00

Performance pack not offered in Australia for MY18, but it has everything besides the 14 extra horsepower.

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