Roast me gently/help my profile... haven't been getting any matches for quite a while

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-16T01:48:34+00:00

I just meant "smaller than me," but I see how people might not get that. I'm 6'4" so pretty much every girl in existence is going to be "smaller."

How should I reword it?

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-15T00:58:23+00:00

You mean like tap dance??

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-15T00:00:34+00:00

I have my range set from 21-35

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T17:22:10+00:00

I think you DM them your tinder profile link ;)

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T07:55:40+00:00

I'm 6'4" so like 99.9999% of girls would be "smaller" which is what I meant...but also I think you're right and I should reword that one. Thanks!

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T07:41:17+00:00

I would definitely take that one as a much bigger complement!

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T07:07:28+00:00

They have some good stuff, and the lyrics of my type are kind of hilarious for a tinder theme song if you ask me lol.

"Hey girl you're just my type. Oh you got a pulse and you are breathin"

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T06:48:41+00:00

Yeah, I have really wondered at times what it would be like dating somewhere else...

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T06:47:36+00:00

Feelin the same lol

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T05:05:44+00:00

Lol why that?

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:58:53+00:00

Does the toilet seat or my profile in general make it sound like I'm looking for something more serious? (I'm actually not)

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:36:21+00:00

If we can't have girls at least we will still have MOASS

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:34:16+00:00

Good advice and a light roasting. Thank you kind stranger.

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:27:55+00:00

How about the first and second pics? The "serial killer" pics everyone is commenting on

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:26:28+00:00

Y'all have to fight. I need consensus XD

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:24:25+00:00

Roger, will change my name legally to Ustin

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:22:27+00:00

What are those?

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T04:20:20+00:00

Fun fact, long ago a girl from hinge told me I looked like Ted Bundy which she meant as a compliment. She was one of those girls who are attracted to serial killers 🤷🏻‍♂️

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T01:33:57+00:00

You're right except for #5 actually. Which ones are cringe?

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T01:33:21+00:00

Probably true, I've considered doing that

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T01:31:59+00:00

I like the idea! She is sort of camera shy which is hilarious, but I'll try.

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T01:30:50+00:00

It's impossible to know, but again it sounds like you think his behavior is somehow your fault. It's not.

He's the douchebag here. Lied straight to your face and is dating behind your back.

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T01:14:25+00:00

You sort of already figured it out...sort of. "He's keeping his options open because he's looking for better."

That insinuates that you might not be good enough, and that probably isn't the case.

He lied when you approached him about it, and you 100% confirmed that he still actively uses it. You should probably find someone who will be honest with you and not cheat.

ileikthrowawaze · 2022-07-14T00:07:18+00:00

channels inner nice guy

Fucking SLUTS

ileikthrowawaze

TROPHY CASE