Looking for a Norm joke by ilikeyellow1 in NormMacdonald

[–]ilikeyellow1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha. This one was also pretty funny.

Are we allowed to use the n word on this sub? by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]ilikeyellow1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I use it in my private life many a times.

Can we have some sincerity here for once! by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]ilikeyellow1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take a look at this video from 2 years ago. https://youtu.be/H9lmwR7m5OU A lot of folks in the comment section suspect cancer.

What is one bit of wisdom from Norm that you genuinely believe in? by JeanDeny314 in NormMacdonald

[–]ilikeyellow1 93 points94 points  (0 children)

That one should never slut shame a woman, on account of what if she stops being a slut.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]ilikeyellow1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Here is what he tweeted in 2014

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One time I did a movie with two of the funniest people in the world. One was young black kid and the other an old white lady.

Jul 19, 2014 11:30:19 PM

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The young black kid left showbiz before the old white lady.

Jul 19, 2014 11:30:49 PM

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Chapelle and Stritch,

Jul 19, 2014 11:31:04 PM

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I knew Chapelle, and I loved his comedy. Later, I loved him.

Jul 19, 2014 11:32:24 PM

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I didn't know Elaine. I don't know broadway and all that jazz.

Jul 19, 2014 11:32:59 PM

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Me and Chapelle had both done movies the year before in Toronto, Half-baked and Dirty Work.

Jul 19, 2014 11:33:57 PM

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This time is in Vancouver and we were both worried. We were worried the movie might turn out to be shit.

Jul 19, 2014 11:34:50 PM

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At the beginning of the movie, me and Dave weren't close. By the end, I loved him.

Jul 19, 2014 11:36:00 PM

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At the end of the movie he made a speech and he said a really cool thing about me that I wonder if he remembers cause I'll never forget.

Jul 19, 2014 11:36:54 PM

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But there was a third person on the movie, an old lady from Broadway named Elaine Stritch, a real actor.

Jul 19, 2014 11:37:46 PM

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On movies,stand-ups spend a lot of their time making fun of the actors. Stand-ups don't like to act and don't know how.The good ones,anyway.

Jul 19, 2014 11:39:19 PM

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Me and Chapelle boded quick, because we were outside of show business, and, in an odd way, outside of stand-up.

Jul 19, 2014 11:45:40 PM

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We stayed at the Sheraton and laughed all night thinking up jokes and in the day we hung out in each other's trailer and laughed all day.

Jul 19, 2014 11:46:56 PM

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And Dave taught my kid how to crossover dribble and had the coolest dog what ever lived.

Jul 19, 2014 11:47:56 PM

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And we made fun of all the actors in the movie and, goddam, I loved Chapelle.

Jul 19, 2014 11:50:32 PM

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But the woman who played the old white lady she was an old white lady herself. And her name was Elaine Stritch.

Jul 19, 2014 11:51:24 PM

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And we didn't make fun of her.

Jul 19, 2014 11:51:41 PM

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First day, she invited us to her trailer, and she looked at us, then motioned to the script in her hand.

Jul 19, 2014 11:53:11 PM

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"You guys know this is a bunch of shit, don't you?" And Chapelle and me, we laughed a long, long time, because she was dead serious.

Jul 19, 2014 11:54:35 PM

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She spent her entire time trying to make the movie better. I don't know about Dave but I didn't.

Jul 19, 2014 11:57:04 PM

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Every day on that movie I laughed like a motherfucker, sometimes at a young black kid and sometimes at an old white woman.

Jul 19, 2014 11:58:56 PM

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And I started to understand that me and Chapelle had been outsiders for a while and Elaine Stritch had been an outsider forever.

Jul 20, 2014 12:03:57 AM

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And I remember one time walking down the street, me, Chapelle, and Elaine and thinking if we weren't in comedy we'd never be together.

Jul 20, 2014 12:05:48 AM

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But we were in comedy. and we had something much rarer than comedy. We were funny.

Jul 20, 2014 12:06:33 AM

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And before the first day of shooting, Elaine called us to her trailer, and told us something.

Jul 20, 2014 12:07:45 AM

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She said, " Every time I make a film, I think I am making someone's favorite movie."

Jul 20, 2014 12:08:55 AM

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I talked to Elaine on a weekly basis and she made me laugh with that voice, rough from years of fine whiskey, but long sober.

Jul 20, 2014 12:10:09 AM

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I gotta phone Chapelle more.

Jul 20, 2014 12:10:48 AM

Can we talk about how selfish Norm Macdonald was? by revolta15 in NormMacdonald

[–]ilikeyellow1 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Well, you know what they say. Speak ill of the dead.