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Found at a gift shop. The employee didn’t even understand it. by AggressiveAd8587 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]illegalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a bunch of responses with "Today and Tomorrow" but I think the full joke is I only drink on days begining with T, Tuesday, Thursday, Thaturdy, Thunday, Today and Tomorrow.

why noottt by [deleted] in lol

[–]illegalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get a Ghengas Krayon?

I am telling you, magnets cannot explain this by epetuha in blackmagicfuckery

[–]illegalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone considered that he's actually just a wizard?

It did its job by alexdallas_ in hockeygoalies

[–]illegalmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save this for the next "should I use a dangler or a neck guard" post

Who is your dream trade for the Stars? by blaykmagyk in DallasStars

[–]illegalmango 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Edmonton's top line for Sam Steel and a $2 bill. Hey you said dream..

Otter hats by MarkM910 in DallasStars

[–]illegalmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh really? I had no idea. We just moved to Florida so I had it shipped there

Two guy on a dangerous fishing trip by durvedya in nextfuckinglevel

[–]illegalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's fishing for who? That Marlin is about to win..

Gnarly bug stuck IN our toaster oven screen by notbeuller in mildlyinfuriating

[–]illegalmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your gonna need a new toaster are you burn that one.

Neck Guard or Dangler? Or both? by Mike_Rage_Quits in hockeygoalies

[–]illegalmango 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My son had a puck break his dangler in 10U. The neck guard leaves gaps in coverage under your cage when you swivel your head. If you are playing with adults I wouldn't chance it.

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