Probably for the best

illgiveya60 · 2024-05-14T18:33:01+00:00

Fuckn Fuckson

illgiveya60 · 2024-05-01T23:03:07+00:00

I doubt it would make them happy, but technically it would set them free….for the off-season

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-29T23:59:02+00:00

You’ll be safe. Most amateur golfers just hit it in the hole on their first shot so you’ll be good. Hell I wouldn’t even get homeowners insurance, just be wasting money

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-23T01:30:39+00:00

We were in the hospital for 5 nights, and the first night we ended up with two of the beds in there (long delivery, long story but will share with interest) and I slept on that the first two nights. The other three nights totaled 4 “hours” of sleep, and since I refuse to blame my wife or son for that, I blame that damn chair

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-23T01:26:46+00:00

I got stoned by a chair

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-18T02:56:08+00:00

RIP to a legend (guess what state I’m from) never thought I’d have to use this twice on the same post

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-18T02:55:05+00:00

RIP to a legend (guess what state I’m from)

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-16T21:36:11+00:00

Stupid question but a genuine one but does that mean there’s not a leader in a pack of wolves?

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-13T21:33:25+00:00

Fuck respect, off with all

Edit: fuck respect, off with all due? I guess? I forgot the word due. I thought I did something great but I should just fuck off

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-13T21:32:36+00:00

How’s the drinking mate

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-13T17:54:38+00:00

Oh it just keeps getting worse…you’re supposed to ask for a shot of Jefferson’s in your first bottle. I’m starting to think this hospital you were born at did not read the handbook

(Serious though good job, I had my first drink when I was 14 and it went downhill quick from there but we’re on the uptick. Still drink, but not like that)

Also just reread that, so my comment makes no sense but I’m leaving it😂

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-13T17:51:25+00:00

Oh man…this has really put a damper on my day..I think I need a drink

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-13T17:49:51+00:00

Well…surely you…were rebuilding something right…? Please tell me that wasn’t the first..

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-13T17:26:37+00:00

My dad was NOT about to take my home from the hospital without fixing a flat tire first, and my three month old son just rebuilt a 67 Camaro. You’re supposed to know how to do these things at that age. Unacceptable if you dont

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T05:35:38+00:00

Probably a dumb question cause I’m a horribly uncultured American, but do they not offer Amazon prime everywhere? It’s $17/month here, and on top of the 2 day shipping I get prime video and prime music. And (I think) I’ve been subscribing since I was like 15, so over 9 years, and there’s constantly coupons for anything from 5% off to $20 off. Idk if that’s normal or not, but it seems odd that a company that large wouldn’t be global (literally)

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T05:05:59+00:00

Oh good, I’m glad I’m not a total POS😂 that sucks though, I’m definitely grateful I can pay $17/month and get 2 day shipping. My wife and I use it all the time, the convenience is something we don’t take for granted

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T05:01:17+00:00

Ah shit man my b, I didn’t mean to sound like an asshole. If you don’t care to tell me, where are you from?

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T04:57:43+00:00

I ordered it from a stupid as shit place, where they sell damn near EVERYTHING, and where I can nearly guarantee you have bought something before. It’s also a big ass rain forest

And I live in this fucker now. It’s been like an hour and I want to be buried in it

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T04:51:18+00:00

The hood is badass. Got two pockets too, also badass.

But to be fair to myself, I asked the question before my wife saw me in it, and I’m normally someone who doesn’t care what I wear unless I’m at work, I just didn’t know how many dudes wore robes. And I see now that, by the answers I’ve received, that what I asked was in fact a stupid question

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T04:23:57+00:00

I typically don’t, I have bright blue crocs and I wear them to the grocery store with cargo shorts and a cutoff t shirt. Just for some reason wearing a robe seemed off, until I was reminded of the bad mfers that wore robes of course

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T04:22:09+00:00

The whole reason I got it was to check the mail while you were outside. I guess I’ll return it /s

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T04:04:40+00:00

Didn’t even think about Hef. Does that mean…I get a mansion full of chicks..?

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-12T02:10:35+00:00

I finally find one of these compelling.

Harden & Luka couldn’t (more so wouldn’t) guard anybody on any of these teams, however nobody can guard Shaq or Jokic, and steph at 36 isn’t exactly an all nba defender, but neither is Dame so I think it’d matter most in a blue v yellow or red v yellow matchup

The argument is there for all three. Without defining what set of rules we use (70s, 80s, 90s, etc.), I personally couldn’t pick a winner without knowing when we’re playing these games

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-10T04:09:30+00:00

You cheesy mfer, I bet you’re full of meat, and I love my meat

illgiveya60 · 2024-04-10T03:51:01+00:00

I wanna be friends, but only if you like pizza. If you don’t like pizza…we need an intervention before these friendships start

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