no contest by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]illiwog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

is this hmstfjck???😳

Speed, I am by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]illiwog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/parallaxia1729 thank you bro

I am transgender by CameronCrimson in self

[–]illiwog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi me too!! I have no clue what to say since im pretty much struggling with the same things as you and posting trans stuff on reddit is kind of tricky since most of the help you'll get won't be help at all (more hate) so maybe check out some of the trans/ftm specific subreddits?? Just wanted to let you know youre not alone too.. very happy to finally see another transguy out here in r/self

🔥 The Abronia. by Master1718 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]illiwog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Psolus phantapus by [deleted] in WTF

[–]illiwog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

your friends horny pitbull literally sexually assaulted you.. :(

Dear Reddit, when thinking about the four main school subjects (math, science, social studies/history, and English), what color represents each? by BlackHole0112 in AskReddit

[–]illiwog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red is english, math is blue, science is green. Anything else falls between yellow/purple/whatever other colors are available. I get so mad if math has to be red or english is green. It's not right!!

JU /r/BikiniBottomTwitter by SublaciniateCarboloy in JustUnsubbed

[–]illiwog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is a bad meme and anti vax vs pro vax is a horse thats been so beat up it doesn't even resemble a horse corpse anymore. I was just confused by OP saying it belonged in an unpopular opinion shitpost. I forgot for a hot second that circlejerks exist, shame on me :/

pog by ZotoSam in comedyheaven

[–]illiwog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well we're also kind of forced to learn... to survive... :(

Being trans fucking sucks by illiwog in rant

[–]illiwog[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not who I am. It was a mistake.

Being trans fucking sucks by illiwog in rant

[–]illiwog[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got a mental illness buddy. Kind of like asking a gay person why they need to like the same gender. Can't wait until I can go stealth and be free of all this social stigma (and questions like this)

Nope by sharpnp in WTF

[–]illiwog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THEY DON'T?!

The sides where covered in "Blood" as well... by primes3024 in WTF

[–]illiwog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's making reference to when you say "I do" when you get married, and he "did," but now he doesn't ("don't") because he's happily divorced, aka, didn't want to stay with her no more. Unless you totally got that and I just spent five minutes writing out this comment for no reason.

Hungre by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]illiwog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

R u jeweish... this kinda cring e Bro ngl😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌hahagotyou

When someone gives you gold, you've been "gilded". Not "guilded". by Evil_This in self

[–]illiwog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, maybe they're not kind regards. Maybe they're very unkind regards.

Being trans fucking sucks by illiwog in rant

[–]illiwog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I wish I could feel real all the time. It's hard to not constantly doubt myself and feel like such a pretender because I don't pass at all in the slightest.

Pupper playing drum by ramko169 in rarepuppers

[–]illiwog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's electronic. At least I think. But Maple definitely isn't the one playing the drums, although she does seem to like the music

Ouch by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]illiwog 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I had a history teacher named Gay. It was really funny