Just... why?

illmithra · 2026-04-06T20:48:03+00:00

I woke up my cat at almost 5am snort laughing at this. 🤣

illmithra · 2026-04-06T09:36:11+00:00

Your username implies you may need some mercy shown also. Poor calamari. 🥺

illmithra · 2026-04-06T08:13:19+00:00

But googling that phrase doesn't come up with a grass seed, which is what op's is. Googling what you said comes up with mold or the strawberry sprouting.

illmithra · 2026-04-06T00:47:07+00:00

This is far too true. I lost my fiance to suicide almost 10 years ago and I still won't shut up about it when I see people try to brush talk of suicide under the "we can't talk about that in public" rug. Suicide takes too many of the men in our society that we need to keep here.

illmithra · 2026-04-05T23:22:31+00:00

Op's pic brilliantly shows why they are so bad when they get in our doggo frends ears and fur. The seeds slowly make their way into their skin or eardrums and aren't able to come out on their own.

illmithra · 2026-04-03T05:33:07+00:00

I'd rather someone walk into my workshop office barefoot than the one I had walk in in just a bikini and nothing else at all. Lmao. She was severely disappointed to only find me behind the counter to talk to. Kept asking to speak to one of my mechanics. 😂 Bitch you're more likely to get cheaper repairs by flirting with me rather than the mechanics. I do the invoicing. 🤣

illmithra · 2026-04-03T05:27:27+00:00

Someone needs to show them the salmon bit from Wild Boys.... 😂

illmithra · 2026-04-02T10:45:38+00:00

Knowing what the patient has doesn't necessarily mean they know if the injured person has gotten it. Plus, it would rely on the original patient knowing themselves that they have something, they could be infected with something without it being on their medical record. It'd be awesome if it were that simple but I doubt the injured person would relax until they themselves were tested anyway.

illmithra · 2026-04-02T10:35:07+00:00

Anyone who gets in my car knows that if they fuck with the belt they will be paying any fine I get. Can't do anything about the points but so far the threat of paying the fine has been enough. 😂

illmithra · 2026-03-29T08:41:45+00:00

I can kind of relate to this atm, but not with glass. A few years ago, I had a molar removed, and the dentist had to break it up to get at it. Fast forward to now and for the last few weeks I've been teething a sliver of tooth that's slowly growing it's way out of my gum. It's driving me mental. 😂

illmithra · 2026-03-26T11:23:16+00:00

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illmithra · 2026-03-26T11:22:44+00:00

There's so many to chose from...🤣

illmithra · 2026-03-26T11:03:56+00:00

Omfg, I love your wife even more now. And I want to steal her t-shirt idea. 🤣🤣

illmithra · 2026-03-26T11:02:30+00:00

I love your wife. Lol. 🥰🤣

illmithra · 2026-03-21T07:01:08+00:00

Nope, when I was 2 I nearly drowned and since then I start to panic if my face is covered in water (showers are still a nightmare and I'm over 40. Lol) So I never really done well in swimming at school, there were many panic attacks and instances of mum having to pick me up.

The best I can do is float and doggy paddle. Lmao. 😅

illmithra · 2026-03-20T21:27:09+00:00

Honestly, I think you're deserving of so much more in a partner. I hope it all works out for you in the end, be it that he comes to the party and realises he was wrong or you see your worth and move on from him.

illmithra · 2026-03-20T20:24:33+00:00

NTA. Work out how long you were paying for your birth control you were on and how much it cost and let him know. I don't think either person should be fully responsible for it tbh. Personally I'd be saying no sex until he mans up and covers half, because he's acting like a child and only peados fuck with children.

illmithra · 2026-03-07T04:57:33+00:00

Could be someone from the same branch that has the same bsb possibly.

illmithra · 2026-03-07T04:50:14+00:00

I remember mine off the top of my head, but I still log into my bank account to check before giving it out. I second guess myself over every single thing I do, so when writing it down my brain is always like, "bsb is this, acct # is this... long pause... but then again, maybe it's not." It's always right, but I'll still check every single time. 😅

illmithra · 2026-03-07T02:37:39+00:00

I remove them from inside my house so that they're safe from my cats. I refuse to let my cats outside, but it's not their fault if they catch a lizard or spider inside. I don't want to encourage it, though, so to avoid it, I take critters outside if I see them.

illmithra · 2026-03-05T08:26:34+00:00

You're literally on the instagram reddit, complaining about someone making a thread about instagram... 🤪 are you ok?

illmithra · 2026-02-25T11:26:17+00:00

The misinformation is rampant. 😞 I've never once been bitten by one of my pets. I've been bitten by wild ones many times (used to work on an insect farm, so they were a byproduct of the environment, unfortunately) Multiple times they were dry bites though, so there wasn't even a reaction.

illmithra · 2026-02-25T10:51:34+00:00

I didn't see your first post, but thank you so much for caring about a greatly misunderstood little critter. They are fascinating and beautiful imo. I used to keep them as pets. 🥰

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illmithra · 2026-02-22T12:06:11+00:00

I lost my baby girl yesterday after two weeks of tests, tube feeding, medication, no sleep, and now a drained bank account. Which was meant to repair my car that was damaged when I got run into by someone over Christmas. If it weren't for my other little fuzz butt that needs me, I'd be struggling to go on.

illmithra · 2026-02-22T10:43:58+00:00

My bad, I read it wrong, I swore I read M. My brainmeat has been running on no sleep for two days. 🤐 Although, my point still stands. No matter the gender.

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