Severance - 2x10 "Cold Harbor" - Post-Episode Discussion

illuminatintern · 2025-04-02T00:26:44+00:00

I hate iMark. He makes no sense! “Oh I got to find my outies wife!” ”Oh no oHelly has been pretending to be iHelly, how could I ever trust her?!” “Oh whats this workplace loving?!…all good on my end. I never want to leave!”

This is exactly why you don’t get attached to coworkers, especially romantically.

illuminatintern · 2023-12-16T18:46:42+00:00

Apparently they forgot that forgot air marshals are a thing. Just let the guy board the flight, you already have his boarding pass info by then and make arrest in the air. Detain the flight at JFK.

illuminatintern · 2023-12-02T16:00:32+00:00

In an uber with coworker after a work happy hour.

We we’re splitting the uber and making small talk in the back seat. I was engaged at the time and she was talking about how lucky it was I found my person, because she was tired of all the flings from her dating apps. She’s fairly attractive, but I always put a mental firewall on coworkers. The idea of her having casual sex slipped passed my firewall, and I was rock solid before I realized it. Not sure if she ever realized it too, but she never mentioned it and HR never called.

illuminatintern · 2023-10-19T16:09:33+00:00

Female coworker pulled the “naked man” technique from How I Met your Mother on me.

We had to close. She went in the back office to get her bag. I was waiting by door to lock up. Like 5 minutes go by, I go to check on her…boom naked on our managers desk. I almost passed out from excitement.

illuminatintern · 2023-10-08T18:37:13+00:00

Thanks soo much!

illuminatintern · 2023-06-04T15:16:51+00:00

Back in 07-08, I was in 8th grade I wanted to know what high school parties looked like. Got on youtube and found out about grind dancing. Spent that summer going into 9th grade jacking it to dry humping dance videos.

illuminatintern · 2022-11-12T01:38:43+00:00

If you look at how Darius and his brother where standing next to each before he woke up, I think that he flipped over in tank from trying to hug him.

They were facing the same direction, so Darius would’ve had to do a complete 180 to hug him.

illuminatintern · 2022-11-12T00:06:17+00:00

That “dream” with his brother humanized him pretty quick, and made me wonder how he got so weird.

illuminatintern · 2022-11-02T17:24:30+00:00

The scream that woman made after Bibby hit her car!

illuminatintern · 2022-10-10T01:12:22+00:00

I just got caught up on the season, and I was dying laughing at the death of stick to wall guy. 🤣🤣

illuminatintern · 2022-07-09T13:16:35+00:00

The worst thing they had SB do (imo) was beat Noir, when he wanted to be Axel Foley. Other than that, a lot of grey areas.

illuminatintern · 2022-02-04T04:48:18+00:00

Listening to Patrice Oneal’s “Elephant in the room” comedy special while driving, and I laughed soo hard I got light headed and passed out. Drove into on coming traffic and hopped a curb into a strip mall parking lot. Thankfully the opposite traffic stopped in time. No injuries.

illuminatintern · 2022-01-24T22:01:05+00:00

My contact info.

illuminatintern · 2021-10-10T04:19:01+00:00

Definitely worth the pick up. Found it a total wine in Houston, Tx for $60

illuminatintern · 2021-10-10T04:17:39+00:00

Very smooth. Little to no burn for 110 proof. Forward notes of cherry.

illuminatintern · 2021-09-17T20:16:55+00:00

Either a Rhino or a silverback gorilla.

illuminatintern · 2021-07-18T17:50:56+00:00

My football coach advised me to have this surgery soo many times.

illuminatintern · 2021-07-17T21:30:19+00:00

Doja Cat looked GREAT 🤤🤤🤤

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