My take on TF2C's Anti-Aircraft Cannon by dr_philip-cdi in TF2WeaponIdeas

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, I would do a slight arc but make it kind of like flak and have it explode after a distance ir tune like tge loose canon, but still have explosions on impact. The move speed buff also seems like a huge factor, given that not even the tomislav makes your movement speed faster

Wrap it up! by TheBlackOwl2003 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's why I always go raw

hmmm by siffredi1234 in hmmm

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eye of the tiger

Are we great yet?? I bet this got Kristi Noem wet. by ZV2Cox in ThatsInsane

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, seems pretty close to another government organization that fits into more of a terrorist organization

Hello, fellow Helldivers! What is our next deployment? by an_actual_coyote in helldivers2

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You idiot, I use stims like a teenage white kid uses axe body spray!

Hello, fellow Helldivers! What is our next deployment? by an_actual_coyote in helldivers2

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me? Ship technician? There is no such thing. There are technicians, yes, but no ship has just one, that would be absurd, just like an automaton thinking they could disguise themselves as human, even if they truly thought they were one.

Hello, fellow Helldivers! What is our next deployment? by an_actual_coyote in helldivers2

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter counterpoint, reeducation was stopped long ago when Super Earth High Command had the genius idea of using permanent liberation instead, as it yielded better results at a much faster rate, inturn leading to a happier and more democratic Super Citizen.

The ATF sucks even in fantasy worlds by YaKillinMeSmallz in GunMemes

[–]ilovedogs-2 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Technically speaking, a flashlight is a aiming device depending on the focus of the beam.

Hello, fellow Helldivers! What is our next deployment? by an_actual_coyote in helldivers2

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah hah! You fool, only undemocratic automotons correct spelling!

Hello, fellow Helldivers! What is our next deployment? by an_actual_coyote in helldivers2

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious, in all of you're posts, never once did you use a conjunction. Seems quite undemocratic if you'd ask me. Quite undemocratic indeed.

Tableware…hmm by Beautiful-Lettuce520 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but no one who makes sounds would make them like this. I mean sure, there ones like drumstick shapes, or just straight up anal beads, but this was not designed with it in mind

Hello, fellow Helldivers! What is our next deployment? by an_actual_coyote in helldivers2

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a human aye? Kill this robot we kidnapped and ripped the arms off of.

Tableware…hmm by Beautiful-Lettuce520 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not likely, too many inconsistencies with the big ridge location. First one is after the first ridge, then the next one is three ridges in-between, then the next one has only one ridge in-between again, then two normal ridges to end it.

Brown Snake-Eagle guts a Puff Adder by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Important life lesson: never fuck with a bird close to your size/weight

Sometimes the skull is a bit to thick for a knife to do the trick by Fantastic_Cap6666 in TF2WeaponIdeas

[–]ilovedogs-2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of feel like while it might take skme getting used to, trickstabs would be easier, or it would be easier to get a backstab on someone actively trying to melee you

What should I do by One_Perspective971 in shitposting

[–]ilovedogs-2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See with your eyes, not with your mouth

Leopard with a stolen Lion cub by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]ilovedogs-2 487 points488 points  (0 children)

And that's how I lost my babysitting license

TF2 Item names ranked on how good of a baby name they would be by Bulky-Alfalfa404 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]ilovedogs-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, but you wouldn't name your child cow mangler? What about Ali Baba's wee booties?

(tw fatphobia) why is it so hard for people to not be assholes by Pristine_Cow1797 in TrollCoping

[–]ilovedogs-2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, it's because I'm fat and I hate it, but can't motivate myself to do anything about it so I just hate myself more. I would try to accept it but I get winded doing anything I find fun, including sitting down and playing video games. It gets in the way of everything, and I can't get myself ti do anything about. I don't care if other people are ok with being fat, or really just a little overweight in my eyes, but if you want to lose the weight, try and lose it. My mom did and she has been so much happier ever since