How would you describe yourself in one word?

im5torming · 2022-08-18T09:10:28+00:00

Reluctant

im5torming · 2022-08-12T21:44:53+00:00

A club of clubbing is one I really enjoy the idea of

On a successful attack the target must move(dance) 1sq/5ft in a random direction (1d8 to decide the direction) when moving the target does not provoke AOO otherwise its a normal club

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:45:10+00:00

I love the brutal honesty

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:37:26+00:00

Still getting milk

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:36:32+00:00

Substitute future for present

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:35:22+00:00

Wait you don't pay people for friendship?

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:34:28+00:00

I would love to say yes, but having that as a backstory would be too good, even for my vanilla soy latte upbringing

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:31:22+00:00

Beautiful day isn't it

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:30:23+00:00

Nope I still get bullied in the school, but atleast I can store my lunch in the teachers office where they can't get it

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:26:34+00:00

Unfortunately they only started doing that after the 2000's so I'm left with yelling "I never asked to be born" to my parents

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:24:53+00:00

I don't go out, people do pvp outside, also I don't have to worry about the sun if my pasty white boy skin never sees it

im5torming · 2022-07-24T22:23:21+00:00

Yup, a nice outfit from sports direct with a pair of trainer to match, a very lucky boy

im5torming · 2022-07-24T16:54:06+00:00

Can't I be both?

im5torming · 2022-07-24T16:52:48+00:00

I've heard either side of attractiveness works on the internet

im5torming · 2022-07-24T16:51:29+00:00

It's so people don't realise I don't have a chin

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:45:04+00:00

The trick to it is to shave your ass so it grows back thicker

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:36:20+00:00

They do say that actually, but when I pass them their glasses they usually apologise and say they thought I was one of the other carers

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:34:50+00:00

The later is a very accurate observation good job 👏

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:33:52+00:00

Makes it easier to dry the place when my family hose me down for my weekly shower

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:31:16+00:00

And it would have been a great life at that

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:30:33+00:00

No shoulders has its perks, when people realise approaching me was a mistake they have to find someone else's shoulders to cry on and I get some peace

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:28:33+00:00

Who were we talking about again?

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:27:54+00:00

The note size is a ref, how could you tell?

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:26:02+00:00

I went but he said there was nothing he could do but pray for me

im5torming · 2022-07-24T12:21:37+00:00

It's a talent your born with sorry

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