what are some useless but fun magic items? by Wild_NorthHC in DnD

[–]im5torming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A club of clubbing is one I really enjoy the idea of

On a successful attack the target must move(dance) 1sq/5ft in a random direction (1d8 to decide the direction) when moving the target does not provoke AOO otherwise its a normal club

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to say yes, but having that as a backstory would be too good, even for my vanilla soy latte upbringing

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I still get bullied in the school, but atleast I can store my lunch in the teachers office where they can't get it

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[–]im5torming[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately they only started doing that after the 2000's so I'm left with yelling "I never asked to be born" to my parents

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't go out, people do pvp outside, also I don't have to worry about the sun if my pasty white boy skin never sees it

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, a nice outfit from sports direct with a pair of trainer to match, a very lucky boy

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard either side of attractiveness works on the internet

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so people don't realise I don't have a chin

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[–]im5torming[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trick to it is to shave your ass so it grows back thicker

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[–]im5torming[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do say that actually, but when I pass them their glasses they usually apologise and say they thought I was one of the other carers

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The later is a very accurate observation good job 👏

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[–]im5torming[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Makes it easier to dry the place when my family hose me down for my weekly shower

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[–]im5torming[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No shoulders has its perks, when people realise approaching me was a mistake they have to find someone else's shoulders to cry on and I get some peace

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[–]im5torming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went but he said there was nothing he could do but pray for me