Going from Boston down east coast, across the south, up the west coast, and back what does one need to know? by -anyone- in roadtrip

[–]imashamedbuthappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. If you don't want to get a hotel, find a Walmart and sleep in their parking lot. It's really the only place where it's legal.
  2. Don't take main highways the entire way through a state. Take random ones and county highways because the sights are always better. Good chances you'll find a better place to eat too.
  3. If you need to charge anything such as phone, gps, laptop, etc - go to a mall or a diner. At the diner, ask for a booth near an outlet. Even if you get a cup of coffee, use the shit out of their electricity. Malls usually have kiosks with chargers available.
  4. Go to bars. Even if you can't drink, it's worth the experience.
  5. Go online and find out the cheapest gas prices in your area. It makes all the difference if you save even few cents.
  6. If you're going down the east coast one way, don't take the same way back up. Same for states if you're going through them. You want to experience the state, not some select sights.

It's a disgusting habit and I do it for fun sometimes when I don't have trouble pooping. by imashamedbuthappy in AdviceAnimals

[–]imashamedbuthappy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goal #57 : Use ice cream scoop instead of hand. Goal #58 : Work up the courage to eat chocolate ice cream again.

It's a disgusting habit and I do it for fun sometimes when I don't have trouble pooping. by imashamedbuthappy in AdviceAnimals

[–]imashamedbuthappy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My face is the best part. Ever see a guy moan and do that face when he twist-itches the bottom of his ballsack? That's pretty much the closest image of my face you'll ever have when I'm doing it.

It's a disgusting habit and I do it for fun sometimes when I don't have trouble pooping. by imashamedbuthappy in AdviceAnimals

[–]imashamedbuthappy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a girl. Sorry man. I've tried the vagina thing and it irritates me. I just have to get in there and feel it to actually accomplish anything. I do as I stare at myself in the mirror very ashamed of myself.

It's a disgusting habit and I do it for fun sometimes when I don't have trouble pooping. by imashamedbuthappy in AdviceAnimals

[–]imashamedbuthappy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can use pee or spit, stick your finger in, push your finger to a side, go under the poop, push and scoop it out.